Team Leader for US stocks @business | Charts are my own, jokes are borrowed

New York
Joined October 2017
Might be time to dust this thing off…
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SPACEX JUST SURPASSED MICROSOFT IN MARKET VALUE TO BE THE 4TH MOST VALUABLE COMPANY IN THE WORLD INSANE $SPCX
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Citrini analyst #3
what's it like to be an oil & gas analyst these days ?
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Matt Turner retweeted
I survived the bear market of 1:15 to 2:00 pm April 23, 2026
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Pour one out for all the correction and bear market templates that will never see the light of day
9% drawdown this year. 19% drawdown last year. Markets don’t care about your round numbers
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How it feels to be an investor in 2026
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OH MY GOODNESS 😱 UCONN LEADSSSS UNBELIEVABLE #MarchMadness
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You think the S&P 500 Index is too concentrated? Try going to another country for a while. The US is one of the *least* concentrated markets. Here's countries ranked by the % of market made up by top 10 biggest stocks, via @psarofagis in a banger note out today that is part of our ongoing 'Stop Overthinking Everything Because the Market Loves Punishing Midwits' theme..
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Women, children and Bloomberg keyboards first
fire at the office but we saved the terminal
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Perfect day drinking weather next weekend 63 degrees with a 50% chance of snow
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Worth every dollar of capex
Uploaded my floor plan to ChatGPT to see how to arrange my bed and wardrobe. The result:
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$ODD down over 50% after saying revenue will drop 30% this quarter because of “algorithm changes”
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Gotta hand it to them, prediction markets really nailed this one
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Turns out letting people Klarna their DoorDash orders was a bad idea
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Apple's correlation to the Nasdaq 100 has plunged to the lowest in 20 years
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When did Wendy’s start selling software?
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A former karaoke company recreated itself as an AI-fueled logistics company, unveiled a new platform & spurred huge market losses in the latest “scare trade.” @neubergerberman’s Joe Amato called AI-disruption fears a “heat-seeking missile” in search of its next sector to target.
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“Plunge Protection Team”
Great to always see my friend @Scaramucci in NYC talking tech stocks and this AI sell-off 🔥🏆🐂🎯🍿
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The state of markets right now: Algorhythm, the AI firm that is sinking logistics stocks today, used to be called The Singing Machine Company and sold karaoke products until 2024
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