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There’s a bell end in every town and this one’s was out for a drive this morning.
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A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter
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Schools.
Aren't.
Closed.
Because.
Of.
Risk.
To.
Teachers.
They.
Are.
Closed.
Because.
Of.
General.
Asymptomatic.
Transmission.
Among.
Children.
That.
Then.
Travels.
Back.
To.
Households.
And.
The.
More.
Vulnerable.
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He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!
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😳 👉 Simeone y la mayoría de jugadores han ido en los 4x4 habilitados por el @Atleti salvo...
🚙💨 … Yannick Carrasco, que ha ido con el FIAT PANDA 4x4 que le ha prestado un vecino porque “va muy bien” sobre la nieve 😱
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Good Morning Washington, loving the headgear, but not sure that's my crowd. Stay safe everyone, J xxx
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We are in talks with the Government about using our closed @BrewDog bars as vaccination centres.
We are also going to give everyone who gets vaccinated at a BrewDog bar a special commemorative beer.
But what should we call it?
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Lost: 3,000 bed Nightingale hospital ....none of media teams at NHS, PHE, Dept of Health, nor Mayor’s GLA knew when asked this week what had become of it.... I can confirm it’s gone. Circa £100 million wasted. Told staff crisis, yet 30,000 ret’d NHS folk still waiting 4 call up..
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Bit of spare time on my hands today so I audited the unopened Quality Street tin. Just 4 purples (4.7%) and yet a massive 11 (12.9%) orange ones. Another blow for 2020. Who do I complain to? #inequalitystreet
Agree 🍗
The way Pablo Matera 🇦🇷 looks at a HAKA is the same way I look at a Rotisserie Chicken. #TriNations2020
