When life hands me lemons, I make Arnold Palmers 🍋 Markets, mushrooms, and music. 📈🍄🎤 @_goingdeaf @neardarkny @setyourgoals @chainsofficial @calaverasrecs
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Also holy hell I just opened this app for the first time in awhile and my entire timeline is like a racist echo chamber of accounts I don’t follow. Yuck!
Wearing a hoodie to a sold out show is always a bad choice. Three decades of going to shows and I still haven’t learned smh
Probably would’ve enjoyed The Accountant 2 if I hadn’t spent the entire movie confused and angered by Ben Affleck’s character having an unnecessary Elon Musk accent that didn’t exist until the sequel
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I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.
I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.
Out of everything I've learned about Primus over the years, this was the funniest: Their shows are known to be dangerous because their fanbase has such a high number of tweakers.
“I can play the guitar like a motherf*ckin’ riot”
*proceeds to play the most mid acoustic solo ever recorded*
Who has the cheapest moving boxes? I just went to Home Depot (my personal Hell) and paid $30 for 7 boxes 😒
The band a couple of units over from the @_goingdeaf practice space yesterday was playing a mariachi version of “Kill Bill” by @sza and now all I want is to find a recorded version
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Our first show of the year is April 14th @TheEchoLA with our good friends in Conan
