Right, SSRI the 7 year journey. A 🧵 DISCLAIMER: not a mental health tweet. DISCLAIMER: not out for sympathy. This is as good few people ask. And appears many of us have dabbled. So, now I'm comfy, house is empty, let's timeline honestly how we wound up here.... – at Blyton, England

As work tools go, it did ok. But I took minimal gear out the DMax and I've literally parked it in car parks and walked the rest. See what comes tomorrow. – at Blyton, England

Me and the boy cook again, tea for two: Buttery chicken tikka masala Paneer cheese Coconut rice (cheated) Coriander and cream topped Poppadoms as a side. – at Blyton, England

Purchases were made.

If Dull Mens Club had a monthly meeting. – at Leasingham, England

Since according to the internet, I never cook for my child and feed him junk; tonight Matthew we're having homemade potato, stilton and leek soup. With frshs baked crusty bread. – at Blyton, England

And onto the next hire/courtesy roulette wheel. – at Blyton, England

Since maccies Tues was letdown, the boy wanted to make burgers. Brioche buns ✓ 1/4lb burgers ✓ Crispy bacon ✓ Bacon mayo one side, Dijon mustard the other ✓ Gherkin ✓ – at Blyton, England

Today's courtesy chariot. Appears Mitsubishi are back. I have mixed feelings. It gets swapped for something else tomorrow. – at Blyton, England

42? That fast? Saturday morning, had one boomer in an X1 join the A1 at under 30mph – at Blyton, England

HGV drivers: "were professionals, 44tonners are top class drivers" HGV on the M62 earlier. – at Blyton, England

Is the rota fixed? Who sets access? Flipside; if the dads spent years wanting 50/50 and told no, while paying increased CSA, only for the mother to want extra but still take the CSA while she gets bent over by this month's date... Yeah, there's a difference. From experience. – at Blyton, England

Bad day? Go hammer a well sorted one of these around the Twisties. Even the cubs collection run can be fun. They just beg to be beaten like a ginger stepson that's nicked your Marlborough red.

Oh, it's probably best I don't.... – at Blyton, England

Madri Banana yazoo McDonald's Barmaids Coffee Ibuprofen Durex That's what. – at Blyton, England

Saturday: Awake 5am Working by 7:30am. Finish 10am. Fit thing to V70, enrage internet IKEA Buy bookcases for jnr M-EAT Smokehouse in Sheffield for lunch. Which was banging. Build IKEA flat pack on Saturday night. Tell me you're nearly 40, without telling me. – at Blyton, England

The entire time I've used this high mileage shit box, the complete lack of any temp gauge has irritated me. £14 and 3week shopping later, we've have selectable OBD powered gauges. – at Morton, England

Fuck do I feel attacked. – at Blyton, England

Moved this out the way as need V70. Apparently in daylight, dry, it's worse than I remember.

Glad I put her through ARC on Monday. – at Laughton, England