@MattRMitchell

Proficient at Microsoft Office Suite. Team Player. @ALOstrich Writer. Incomplete Sentences. Easily Distracte

 Alabama, USA
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Joined June 2009
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What color is this taco?
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Perfect weather for #OpeningNight #gobarons #ilovecocacola @BhamBarons
Personal foul on the wind. 2 shots. xitter.cf/JaredDillingham/status…
Jared Dillingham@JaredDillingham4 Apr 2017
BREAKING. Wind damage at UOP stadium during second half of NCAA game
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me: Can't wait to play some diamond dynasty MLB The Show servers:
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HOLY SMOKES WE WON
You are currently watching the best game of the 2017 NCAA Tournament. It's 12:48 a.m. on the East Coast. Enjoy it. #Gators
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This game is going to kill me
Matt Mitchell retweeted
Matt Mitchell@ALostrich24 Feb 2017
DEVELOPING: NASA launches newest rover to search for intelligent life in Alabama legislature. al.com/opinion/index.ssf/201…

Ostrich: NASA searching for intelligent life in Alabama legislature

Beginning next week, an unmanned rover will comb the aisles of the Alabama State House in an attempt to locate a living creature with some semblance of human intelligence.

al.com
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Vacation is officially over. Trading in the seashores of Mexico for Walker County today...
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Huge difference. Trump ordered yellow cake.... I'll show myself out. xitter.cf/duff_goldman/status/82…
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Matt Mitchell retweeted
elizabeth e@ee_in_dc20 Jan 2017
Pretty much. #Inauguration #inaug2017
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I wonder if the moderator has ever deleted a comment from the author
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Noooo. Not Mallex....
Oh, Auburn. You're better than this xitter.cf/bmarcello/status/81869…
Brandon Marcello
@bmarcello10 Jan 2017
Clemson beats Alabama for the national title and Toomer's Corner is being rolled in Auburn.
lol @ the Clemson fans tweeting at @alostrich after the game. You can't bring me down. I'm a gator fan. I'm already miserable.
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Dear Pastor Carmichael, So nice you selected Barb as chair of the Funeral Luncheon committee! It will help her forget her son is in jail.
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Matt Mitchell retweeted
AL.com
@aldotcom12 Nov 2016
.@ALOstrich: Only one man is tough enough to stand up to career politicians like Richard Shelby every single day "trib.al/E1jP9Px
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The! Cubs!
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That one time I got to see Big Papi play against the Braves. The crowd was 80% Sox fans. It was awful. #ThanksPapi
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