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Matt Offerman

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I join social networks just to see and hear about myself, mostly.

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Joined April 2011
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Happy belated, ladies!
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@joshcarlosjosh8 Mar 2024
happy international woman's day!
witch-king: no man may kill me eowyn: I am no man *stabs him*

ALT witch-king: no man may kill me eowyn: I am no man *stabs him*

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Deacon Blues@lusstylucy12 Feb 2024
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RETWEET RETWEET RETWEET! #bearnation #packfootball Every RETWEET counts! #WPMOYChallenge + @Twenty7Savage #Beardown🐻
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Chris Castaneda@ModJam5155 Dec 2022
Hey @MattOfferman @Nick_Offerman there’s gonna be a big rock show happening at @BlueIslandBC on SAT 12/10 featuring @LenKasper @Sonic45Music & special @remhq tribute set for a good cause. Can you help RT? Thanks. @AmDiabetesAssn @FoodDepository events.eventgroove.com/event…

DEDICATED - A Benefit for the American: Sat, Dec 10, 2022

Performances by Len Kasper's Sonic45 and R.E.M. tribute set with special guests - Sat, Dec 10, 2022 - Blue Island, IL - Get tickets online

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HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING / HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE / HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD / SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE
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Jaryd Wilson@JarydWilson20 Nov 2022
My brother is in Atlanta this weekend for a bachelor party and they’re going to the Bears-Falcons game today like this. Incredible.
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Republicans should be forced to carry Donald Trump to term, even it if endangers the life of the party
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Thing Bad@Merman_Melville22 Aug 2022
i think it's very funny that the house of the dragon guys are like "we want to reflect the misogyny of the time period" the time period is the twelfth of makebelieve. it's the 149th year of sir gooby the dragonfoot. it's the eighth age of targabargabor. it's literally made up
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trash jones@jzux18 Aug 2022
surely THIS is the salad that will undo months of fast food and alcohol
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Today @FairStateCoop will be heading to Illinois! Matt, our Co-Founder & I will be delivering to a handful of accounts around Chicagoland area with a Meet & Greet at tomorrow Friday 8/19 Click the link for the accounts that will be carrying Fair State ⬇️ fairstate.coop/news/fair-sta…
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holy shit watch and retweet this ad

#WizardOfLies

Thanks to you we were able to play a major role in electing Warnock and Ossoff in Georgia. We have huge plans for Pennsylvania but we can’t do it without you. Chip in at the link in this video!

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Woooow
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Matt Davies@MatttDavies29 Jun 2022
As the founders intended Newsday.com/matt
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$22… buy some f’in’ players.
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Jesse McLaren
@McJesse4 Jun 2022
ME WATCHING ANY NEW STAR WARS: Wait, so this society keeps reverting back to fascism no matter how many times the good guys win?? That’s ridiculous. ME IN 2022: Oh.
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1/ People already have concerns about the legitimacy of the Supreme Court with what many believe are two “stolen” seats; Gorsuch who was confirmed after the Senate refused to consider Garland in the last year of a presidency & ACB who was confirmed after voting started in 2020.
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@Goodable22 Apr 2022
The Brooklyn Public Library has announced that any teenager in America is now eligible for a Brooklyn Public Library card. Teens can sign out ebooks + audiobooks from wherever they live. The move is designed to combat censorship, with some titles listed as "always available."
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The undefeated Chicago Cubs will host the last-place Milwaukee Brewers at Wrigley Field later today.
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Four stills from a movie you believe is a masterpiece. No title.
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@Ky1eLong2 Apr 2022
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