@DrewCGuay that's hilarious

I feel like if people could see the faces I'm able to make at myself in the mirror, they would think less of me.

@DrewCGuay riding in the back of Sam's scion FR-S

My phone prioritizes the company Windows over the word windows. Not sure if very vague marketing scheme or just stupid phone.

Back seat in a sports cat with both Windows open equals really goddamn cold.

Welcome back to the Navy, says the surprise duty day.

Yay time to myself.

People who don't have enough wisdom do. @DrewCGuay

Screw you Woods Sea food restaurant. I feel like I'm going to die.

Didn't know you could drink... @RyanHager22 #feelold

So Plymouth Mass today. Running out of leave time. *sigh*

Why is vine so flippin' addictive?

What does the--- No. vine.co/v/hT31gF5QnWQ

Psssst vine.co/v/hTU22wg09M9

So... does the Eastfield Mall just not sell underwear? O.o

Miss appointments and deadlines regularly. @DrewCGuay