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“I’ll protect us from data centers. Also, check my dank water-powered memes.”
Texans won’t buy what these radical democrats are selling - no matter how they repackage themselves:
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I thought this was crazy at 6am, @JimVandeHei. But now I understand and SEE you.
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Why is everyone illiterate? Why would you post someone’s words that literally DISPROVE your point?
James Talarico is doing reputation rehab & we're not falling for it. TODAY: "I oppose gender reassignment surgeries for minors" 2023: Argued PASSIONATELY against SB 14, the bill that BANNED these surgeries for kids. Voted NO. 2022: "Gender affirming health care is NOT child abuse" So which is it, James? Was your vote a MISTAKE? Are you willing to call it child abuse NOW? Flip-flopping fraud. Texas sees you.
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Texas. Everyone in charge here is a dork.
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Matt Bearden 🌮 retweeted
Eric Clapton with his cat.
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Texas Republican comes out against Trump Org ties to Saudis, apparently …
Just a couple decades after 9/11, the leading candidate for NYC mayor is campaigning in Arabic. The humiliation is the point.
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I wish the neighbor who leaves bottles in my yard would have kicked off BEFORE the new “we will get you fired if you’re not sad at every death” rule had kicked in.
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How we vibing with the new One Person Controls Citizenship dance
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Stunning to watch the US President just hand an astonishing W to a Russian leader. The fuck is going on?
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When you don’t know how money works
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Holy fuck I hope the Blue Jays win the World Series now
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An extra hour in 2024 is like a free bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.
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How many Ohio State fans just switched to Kamala?!?
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Just voted. They were out of I Voted stickers. “Sorry. We already ran out.” Actually v ok with that.
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“Do not obey in advance”
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I love anything at Goober McCruz’s expense
A new Ted Cruz/Homer Simpson meme from the Natural Resources Defense Council, aimed at millennial men in Houston and Dallas:
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My Washington Post column about the worst app I've ever used. Including iFrenchKiss, which I'm pretty sure started monkeypox. washingtonpost.com/opinions/…
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Next level tweet
A second black Nazi has hit the GOP
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Solution: Make. Everything. @HEB.
More Americans give a negative (47%) than positive (33%) rating of the grocery industry, the first time that has happened since Gallup began asking about views of the industry two decades ago. news.gallup.com/poll/650318/…
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I buy all my gold from the woman who once yelled “don’t come in my ear” on a hot mic
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