Money laundering is bad but gosh darn it’s interesting

Joined January 2026
MatrixGoggles retweeted
🚨 ALERT: Scammers are mailing fake Trezor and Ledger letters with QR codes that lead to phishing sites designed to steal users’ crypto wallet recovery phrases.
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MatrixGoggles retweeted
Elon Musk
@elonmuskFeb 8
Bannon was laundering money for evil people
Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfalFeb 8
Epstein used World of Warcraft gold to move money without getting traced. Back in 2007, Bannon was “coincidentally” running a Chinese company that sold in-game gold for real cash. After a few trades, good luck tracking where the money came from!
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MatrixGoggles retweeted
In the time since Zach first tweeted this case on a silver platter, this kid: 1. Laundered the money 2. Did multiple giveaways in public channels 3. Told his crew to report him to the feds and file ic3’s 4. Talked shit about (to?) his former juvie handler 5. Launched a memecoin 6. Ran it up 7. Got scammed by a (fake?) looksmaxxing streamer 8. Rugged the memecoin 9. Laundered the rest of the money 10. Got a full 8-16 hours of sleep every night 11. For 5 full ass nights In that same period of time the USG…… 1. Opened an investigation. To investigate. Lol oke lol.
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruJan 28
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US launches investigation into alleged $90 million crypto theft by son of contractor who helped secure government wallets.
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MatrixGoggles retweeted
Allegedly it was a money laundering joint but it got so popular they got caught because the rice was selling too well on top of the laundering
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