Actor - Voiceover Artist - constantly restraining his sarcasm (@cpmagents & @beheardvoices)

London, England
Joined February 2010
Oh hey, some news! I have signed with @CPMagents for all the acting stuff (except for voice, look to @BeHeardVoices for that)! Looking forward to taking this chance to meet some lovely new industry people and get back in touch with some others I've not seen for a bit ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Last night, a woman attended a Trump rally wearing a "Release the Epstein Files" shirt (a core promise of the Trump campaign). A ruckus ensued, and several MAGA men beat her mercilessly. While she was being beaten, Trump mocked her from the stage. Trump is a demonic force on society. I simply cannot think of any other word to describe it.
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"She was going to a frat house, she knew what she was going to get." Oh yeah? If that's what frat houses are for, close them all entirely, immediately.
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and gif of the year goes toโ€ฆ
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Shagadelic.
Hereโ€™s a 23 second video of Austin Powers demonstrating how consent worksโ€ฆsince many of you seem perplexed about the concept.
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Let me guess, they're all "fine young men" and this could "really ruin their futures"
BREAKING: Trump just said he feels bad for the alleged rapists in the Cornell rape case. Of course a rapist would feel bad for other rapists. Why would we expect any different from this rapist?
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What once was the peak, is now just the beginning. Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history โ€” we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first home for bold, quality storytelling. We chose this name for a few important reasons. First and foremost, as we bring Paramount and Warner Bros. together, we wanted to preserve what has made each of these studios iconic. Both have distinct identities, extraordinary legacies and brands that have resonated with audiences for generations. We never wanted a new corporate identity to diminish, alter or overshadow either one. Instead, we wanted a name that would give the combined company an identity of its own while allowing Paramount and Warner Bros. โ€” and all our extraordinary brands โ€” to remain in the spotlight. We have big goals for Skydance, and we intend to pursue them with passion, imagination and a willingness to take smart risks. At the same time, we will honor what makes Paramount and Warner Bros. special โ€” giving both studios the opportunity to grow, tell more great stories and bring those stories to even broader audiences around the world, powered by the scale and capabilities of Skydance. I couldnโ€™t be more excited about what weโ€™re going to build together.
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i had no prior knowledge of this but thanks instagram for showing me cause yeah jameela's right
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Imagine being the loved ones of these 18 heroes and hearing the draft dodger who set them to their deaths calling it โ€œsmall potatoes.โ€
Trump says 18 Americans dying fighting Iran is โ€œsmall potatoesโ€
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Iโ€™m a doctor. This executive order is wrong. The President does not have the expertise to make these changes. Vaccines are overwhelmingly safe. Vaccines are effective. Vaccines DO NOT cause autism. Breaking up vaccines will mean children have to get more shots to get the same protection, not fewer shots. It will increase hesitancy and make children less safe. Parents should listen to their childโ€™s pediatrician about vaccines rather than listening to an inaccurate executive order. This is so wrong. xitter.cf/axios/status/208688294โ€ฆ
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More film reviews should be utterance-based affairs
The indie horror breakout Obsession was made for $750,000 but has grossed $475 million worldwide. Unquestionably one of the most profitable films in history. My review seeing it in the cinema: After 20 mins: (whisper) โ€œJesusโ€ After 40 mins: (out loud) โ€œKinellโ€ Last 20 mins: (shouting every minute) โ€œfaaaaaaaaaaackin eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwllllโ€ผ๏ธโ€ 5 stars ๐ŸŒŸ Highly not recommended.
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Hold on though. I thought this film was, as the kids are saying, "awake"
IMAX 70mm showings for โ€˜THE ODYSSEYโ€™ are being extended through to September 16 due to massive demand.
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This is serious, I have never been more serious about anything: When are we going to get Tom Holland and Tom Hollander in something together? The marketing machine would be self-sustaining
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Replying to @kirawontmiss
Belgium may have beaten the hell out of the US in the World Cup, but when this is all over the Belgians have to use their longer paid vacations to take their higher standard of living back to their much safer country where theyโ€™ll have to spend their much longer life expectancies thinking about it.
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Pro actor. Never diagnosed neurodiverse. Thinking hard this morning about how theatre acting is great because you get to say familiar things multiple times and are clearly rewarded, and if you don't understand a complex social situation the director will explain it to you
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Seeing a lot of people saying Keir Starmer is the worst prime minister in their lifetime and the only reasonable conclusion to make is that they are two years old
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Is this a reality show and we're all waiting for the reveal?
MLK Jr. stood here and gave his speech. And here we are today. This is so stupid.
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I don't know anything about this sport or who any of them are, but I do enjoy that the men in the middle look like bouncers at a third-choice bar trying to keep the peace between two ultimately harmless patrons
What an embarrassment for the United States
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If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $1.2 trillion that he's worth today. Elon would still be the wealthiest man alive & every family in America would have universal childcare.
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There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a childโ€™s nipples while raping her. Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them. I mean, how the fuck isnโ€™t this the biggest scandal in the world right now?
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