James Moriarty.

And we were having such a rousing game of chess, Professor. Do try to keep yourselves under control, boys.

I’m sorry, he’s throughly defeated you. @ShepherdMagus

Hm. That’s a pretty good angle of me. Full marks.

. . . Well it's still slander nonetheless!! Fine!!

You're baiting me. You're going to bait me by saying that I'm not smart enough for it and then I'm going to have to help to prove myself better.

Of course. I already have my attire prepared. [CE flashes on screen once and never again because we didn't have the budget for full sprites.]

Of course, I'm as refined as they come. It wouldn't do to show up to such a fancy event in your typical uniform, after all.

You must admit, the magical equivalent of a Bachelor's in Art is pretty amusing.

I Am So Mad.