I haven't invented these jokes - I just collect them

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Joined May 2010
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RT @Matematrick If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong.
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RT @PinkyLittleLiar : The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10. #mathjokes
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Boy: 67% of girls are stupid. Girl: I belong with the other 13%. #mathjokes
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Student: What’s infinity? Math Teacher: Think of a number. Student: Okay, I’ve got one. Teacher: Good. That’s not it.
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Teacher: How do you solve any equation? Student: Multiply both sides by zero.
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I am one. You are one. Therefore, You and I are one. #logic
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What did math eat for dinner? Pie #mathjokes
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Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome." #mathjokes
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Dear students.., remember that money can solve anything. Even complicated differential equations. #mathjokes
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Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply. #mathjokes
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As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school. #mathjokes
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I don't think math is a science. I think it's a religion. And as a math atheist i should be excused from this. #mathjokes
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary math, and those who don't. #mathjokes
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For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. #mathjokes
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Arithmetic is the art of counting up to twenty without taking off your shoes. #mathjokes
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If the p is small...reject #mathjokes via: @megfevx3
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We use epsilons and deltas in mathematics because mathematicians tend to make errors. #mathjokes
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