— 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘀

𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑦 𝑑𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑠ℎ! 𝐴 𝑅𝑊𝐵𝑌 𝑂𝐶 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 #LadyOfGlaciers. 𝐼𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑤.

[Kisses Ebony and Carbon’s foreheads.] Happy near year to the second best thing that’s ever happened to me, after your father.

Should’ve listened to me.

You’ll regret this— [Gets voted out the airlock]

I DID NOT—YOU TWO—!

MOTHERFUCK—

That you do.

My daughters will emotionally destroy me.

….-Now I’m worried there’s an ex I never learned about in Carbon’s life,

When will my husband return, I’m gonna to cry—.

[Just. Shuffling to bed. Too much nonsense.]

[LOUD SOBBING] CARBON WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING EBONY—.

I’M STAYING FIRMLY IN HERE ONLY YOUR FATHER IS ALLOWED IN HERE WITH ME,

I’ll be crying on the floor in the bathroom if anyone needs me, I can’t take this—.

CARBON WHAT DID YOU TEACH EBONY

Mine would be a bit overpowered in an escape room…-it’s all about what I have to do to win.

You know, us professors should do an escape room. And race against our TAs, no semblances. Carbon would just rewrite it to win, I know my daughter.

Handing @ChemicalKettle a wrapped box.

“She’s also not supposed to say them, Ebs.”