NYC actor, writer, photographer, short fella. With history in music, travel, books. Dreaming a little dream of you. If I were a candy, I'd be SweeTarts.

New York City
Joined March 2007
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(Overhead in Florida) Knock knock. Who’s there? The Feds.
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Dorothy: We’re not in Kansas anymore. Abortion rights voters: Oh yes we are.
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Nasa scientists find evidence of flowing water on Mars gu.com/p/4cnk6/stw I SAW THIS DOCTOR WHO EPISODE, IT DID NOT END WELL.
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Test how strongly your friends believe the World will end Dec 21. Invite them to sign all their assets over to you by Dec 20.
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Y'all should know by now that if the World were going to end for any cosmic reason, I'd tell you how and I'd tell you when.
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While commuting read Sex For Dummies. Someone will approach you, I promise. If it's wrong type of person, so what, could be right one.
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As retired Shuttles majestically grace our cityscapes, we shed a silent tear, not for the end of an era but for the absence of a new one.
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GOP convention will start briefly today then immediately quit. I think it's some kind of tribute to Palin.
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Due to illness, the role of A train will be played by a stark, haunting absence that strikes one to the very core.
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"I'm wicked hahd to find." - The Higgs-Boston Particle
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"Straight up vaginal period porn." -@Lucida_Sans on Izebel Vivant's Downton Abbey act. Photographic evidence by Linus: tinyurl.com/cwbjeo6
Yay, thanks @Material! Official #DrownedBall photo albums are up on Facebook: on.fb.me/DB_p1 & on.fb.me/DB_p2
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Finally, listings are OUT! In them, this FB photo set by @Material from our fist #newloft party, Meet Me in Paris. on.fb.me/FOnRZl
The @nytimestheater has a wonderful story on Ethan Lipton and his upcoming show, NO PLACE TO GO: nyti.ms/AvAEr8
On SNL in the '70s it was a joke that a conservative would call a female opponent a slut. Now it's an official Republican talking point.
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Feel like blowing something up? Now you can! devastatingexplosions.com/
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Wow, longtime Village Voice film critic J. Hoberman let go: ow.ly/8ivvi
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Top Five Signs You're Reading Too Much Young Adult Literature: ow.ly/89FAC #bestofbookriot
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Today, show someone you appreciate them. And tell them I said, "Hi."
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Um this is definitely epic: Star Wars Cello Wars youtube.com/watch?v=BgAlQuqz… (via @HarryDechering)
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