CEO & Matchmaker at @AgapeMatch. I set people up for a living just like my grandmother. Host of #AskAMatchmaker podcast.
New York City
Joined October 2009
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I am still aggravated that the manager from The Taste of Athens in Ted Lasso was named Derek. Like… what?
This is the most Fridayest Thursday ever… and it’s been happening all week! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE MORE ZOOMS TOMORROW????
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Guess who just made my day? @WarbyParker. Thanks #teamwarby! (Special shout-out to Ashlyn!)
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Whenever I do the Wordle, I also do Kegel exercises. I have learned 1) I will run through a Wordle in 2 min or less because that's the threshold I have while strengthening my pelvic floor and 2) Some people will do a Kegel in response to hearing (and now reading) the word Kegel.
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Congratulations!
Really proud to be rolling out big global campaign at @Tinder today... it might even piss some folks off. and that's ok. :)
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I totally called this. The moment tinder brought in @MelissaHobleyNY I immediately posted…. Oh shit. Tinder is about to shift and now it’s happening. Pretty exciting!
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Moms in my local mom group calling Queen RiRi’s performance disgusting are the same type of people who hate Meghan Markle.
Ain’t no way those two groups aren’t a circle.
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Nobody:
Me: refreshing my Ig DMs in case Stanley Tucci reaches out because of the Tucci theory that they @nytimes published today.
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via @nytimes — whenever I see my last name in a big publication like this, I think about how there are lots of Greek people pointing out to someone that I’m Greek. 🫠 nytimes.com/2023/02/11/style…
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I think about this every evening as I doom scroll through houses. That being said… ✨manifesting my dream home✨. So you hear me Zillow? It’s me, Maria. 😭
I was Wikipedia-ing, as one does after an episode of The Crown,and did you know Dodi Fayed, the romantic partner of Princess Di that was also killed in the 1997 car crash… well his mother was the aunt of assassinated journalist Jamal Khashoggi?
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A friend of mine, who is voting for the first time in NJ, asked me about Darius Mayfield, a congressional candidate for NJ-12. He requested I use primary resources to make my assessment. Challenge accepted. Oh! My first thread!
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Okay so when are we going to talk about Rep @ericswalwell’s week? The man was on a dating podcast on Monday, released an ad about pro-Birth government coming for women (if we don’t codify roe) and on Friday flew to Ukraine to meet with President Zelenskiy. 🤯👏🏻
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