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landlord 001🇰🇪

Joined April 2020
We are at 10milliom views.
Replying to @luhyaheat
7 years from the day, 7 million views amassed and it still hits people now as it did when it came out. Whenever I sing it live I don't own it! The crowd takes over and sing it word for word None of us saw it coming but we made one of the greatest songs of our times WE DID THAT!
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Pangeni uzazi, give birth to children that you can feed comfortably
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This how men do reverse pschology to women
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I met this guy anauza mwiko ziko crafted so well man I had to appreciate the art so nikachukua tatu. Mwiko ya ugali, yenye inakaa kijiko na ile flat ya pancakes. I couldn’t wait to show my dictator, I was so excited, so nikamtext that I bought something cool alafu nafika naulizwa “hii ndo something cool? Si ata ungenunua chocolate, we don’t need more mwikos” I was so exited about something alafu nikawekwa dunga. It’s moments like those that I would use to justify cheating on her.
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Kuargue na wamama as if hamna kitu ya kufanya. You've elevated women mpaka wamekua equal entities in your lives. The only way I can argue with a woman is by her telling her opinion to her male friend or relative akuje aniambie na mimi nimtume na yangu. Directly ngumu sana
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Can this person reach out asaidike?
You need urgent medical attention
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Some of those unsuccessful old men tried their best too. Life just happened.... – at Nairobi, Kenya
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This was the highlight of the day for me 😭💙🙏🏾 I have been waiting to hear H.E Sifuna's new Intro for weeks. We are sooooo back 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
New introduction is gonna slaaaaap!😭😭😭 “Kwa maombi yenyu, na kwa mapenzi ya Mwenyezi Mungu, nasimama mbele yenyu leo nikiwa, Kiongozi wa Linda Mwananchi Movement, Senator wa Nairobi, na Mgombea wa Urais wa chama cha LMM…”💃🏽💙🙏🏽
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My secret 22 year old GenZ Talking stage ghosted me and accused me of not ‘being obsessed’ with her. Aki hii ni ughasia gani mnafunza hii watoto
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6-year-old got welcomed back at school after beating leukemia.. 🥺
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Mungu asaidie tu nikuwe shortlisted😩 mniombee
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Fun fact: a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest arsehole on the planet, after Sakaja
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افكر في هالتغريدة كثير
çöle alışmış olman okyanusu hak etmediğin anlamına gelmez
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Na ninashinda nikiwaambia nyinyi hamelewi maneno …..pressure mingi online but msema kweli huyu hapa! Skiza🇰🇪
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Replying to @OMGHommie
Usizime taa leo kaa kama vifaranga za broiler
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Yaani HE has filled his walls with photos of US! Yaani sisi Sifuna's 🥹....ofisi yetu mamae😊
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Linda Mwananchi Movement(LMM). Blue is the colour.
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The stage is set. Let the game begin!
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