2 - Only two players from Europe’s top-five leagues have reached 70+ goals across club and country in a single season this century: Lionel Messi in 2011/12 (82 goals) Harry Kane in 2025/26 (73 goals) Virtuosos.

Ballon d'Or

@ballondor13h

HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor

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J · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:51 PM UTC

J@Matamatically13h

KANEEEE

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J · Oct 25, 2026 · 6:12 PM UTC

J@MatamaticallyOct 25

Oh fuck off

San Marino Fútbol 🇸🇲

@SanMarinoTeamOct 25

Replying to @ManUtd

We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲

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J · Oct 23, 2026 · 6:03 PM UTC

J@MatamaticallyOct 23

Sucked me back in. Lets turn it around buddy

utdreport

@utdreportOct 23

Michael Carrick: "I will hold that umbrella for me to get wet, and everyone stays dry. 100% I can turn it round."

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J · Oct 22, 2026 · 9:42 PM UTC

J@MatamaticallyOct 22

Why is my algorithm showing me this when I own DCL in FPL

Paul Brace 🦚@paulbrace66Oct 21

Rumours is DCL was on crutches Monday. Big doubt for Sunday #LUFC #Leeds #lufc

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J · Oct 20, 2026 · 10:37 PM UTC

J@MatamaticallyOct 20

First in my bloodline to read a line like this

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J · Oct 17, 2026 · 6:27 PM UTC

J@MatamaticallyOct 17

ben@benhatesnufcSep 13

They called me crazy in the comments. Carrick is the most average manager I’ve ever seen, managing the biggest club in the country. He won’t last the season.

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J · Oct 17, 2026 · 6:21 PM UTC

J@MatamaticallyOct 17

These Suzuki passes are insane

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J · Oct 17, 2026 · 5:45 PM UTC

J@MatamaticallyOct 17

He jus chillin

𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗘 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗩𝗘@crave_indieOct 16

Baby goes viral for his extreme relaxation minutes after being born.

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J · Oct 17, 2026 · 5:08 PM UTC

J@MatamaticallyOct 17

Manzambi is honestly unreal

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J · Oct 17, 2026 · 2:44 PM UTC

J@MatamaticallyOct 17

BRENTFORDD

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J · Oct 16, 2026 · 6:01 PM UTC

J@MatamaticallyOct 16

Replying to @saintdoesit @exfootballfan

Amorim wasnt worth backing. At least ETH won trophies and Ole got back to back top 4 finishes and was also a club legend. Amorim finished 15th and lost to Spurs 4 times in 1 season including the EL Final. We finished 3rd with Carrick after moving on from Amorim so good decision

J · Oct 15, 2026 · 10:38 PM UTC

J@MatamaticallyOct 15

He’s still topping these types of lists ffss

OptaJoe

@OptaJoeOct 15

13 - Since the 2017-18 season, Mohamed Salah has both scored and assisted in 13 different major European matches - four more than any other player. Only.

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