Asmodeus.

Apollo: you're pretty stupid Eros: thanks Apollo: i just insulted you Eros: all i heard was "you're pretty". my therapist told me to focus on the positive

Eros: have you ever spill a little bit of your tea and realize the thread you are hanging on by is actually quite thin?

Eros: i have a huge dilemma that i need your opinion on Aphrodite: tell me, sweetie Eros: am i more beautiful today than i was yesterday?

Hebe, innocently: i liked mamma mia, but i don't know that Meryl Streep was the right choice Eros: Meryl Streep could play Batman and be the right choice. she's perfection... whether she's divorcing Kramer, whether she’s wearing Prada

Eros: i have a huge crush on someone but i'm afraid you're not going to like her Aphrodite: oh, sweetie, i'll like her for sure if she makes you happy. so, tell me, who is this girl? Eros: Psyche Aphrodite: no, she's not

Ares: remember, if you can't beat them... Eros: dress better than them

Eros: life so meaningless Iris: what happened? Eros: we didn't stop at starbucks

Psyche: i'm cold Eros: here, take my jacket, dear Aphrodite: i'm cold too Ares: i can't control the weather

📩 @KaelaNotKnowles Eros: so you like girls? Apollo: yep Eros: and boys? Apollo: uh huh Eros: and you still single? Apollo: Eros: honey, you're not bisexual, you're bi yourself