I call myself master because I am the master of my own destiny. I call myself myth because, well.....because I am beyond truthful with a kick of jerk

Joined September 2015
Any advice for new artists @Deuce9lives
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I'm watching law and order and @JimGaffigan is the guest star. My favorite comedian
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football fans are creepy. You dress up as you're favorite sports hero to look exactly like him. On top of that you hang outside the Stadium aka his place of work dressed like him. If I show up at your place of work dress like you, you'd call the cops and file a restraining order
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If you say "vinegar" slowly enough, it sounds like a racial slur.
Hey @BrianStack153 I had to watch "can't stop" after conans last episode. There's something both nostalgic and special about that documentary. I remember as a teenager my late sister got me into the show. I loved how all of you stuck by conan every step of the way
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I always loved watching you as the interrupter and the craptastic guy.
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Replying to @SimonCowell
@SimonCowell @howiemandel @heidiklum @AGT so let me get this straight, it's ok for Tone the chiefrocca to sing the booty sing every round of AGT, but not ok for Ben lapidus to sing the parmesan song the 2nd time in a row?
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I don't follow the logic
One thing I've noticed from watching @AGT is when someone comes on the show and says "I'm gonna do something that's never been done before." What that means is they are about to do something incredibly stupid that literally anyone can do, whistling or counting or something stupid
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Ever feel bad that you don't text or call someone to check on them? Don't feel bad. Remember, the phone works both ways and they aren't checking on you either.
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After watching so many crime shows it made me realize one thing. I think it's crazy how how some cases can be cold cases, given the fact I've seen cases get solved Literally off one severed foot and only the foot. #thatseemssketchy
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In relation to my last post, When a person is confronted with Is truth, They tend to call the person delivering the truth as negative. Aside from that Why do some people consider truth negative?
People often consider the truth to be negative but that's not the case. It's what we do when faced with the truth about ourselves that is telling of who we are. The truth is only "negative" to those who are confronted with a flaw, but refuses to change and root out that flaw
Watched the Obi-Wan series. Highly recommend
Part1. so I warned my friend about marrying this guy that was no good. I warned her about a couple deal-breakers. She said she knows. Later I even said that he wants to sleep around. But she went on bragging about how great he is and how loyal he is.
So I took a really long break from Twitter. What's been going on in my absence?
Side note others get the bet on the race as well
Like left the car on the side of the road or they're on the list of speeders or have been taken down by cops. I thought it was a cool idea.
And its disrespectful to the one who said put you're phone on silent. Most importantly its disrespectful to the ones teaching you.
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When I heard that @michaelstrahan was going to release a line of clothing, I thought he was going to release that line of clothing at the gap.