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Arsenal fans were on here being so loud singing "pecked by the seagulls" few days ago
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Adika, I have to give it to you—you really know your football. Your analysis is always on point, you’re not biased, and I love how consistent you are with your takes. The only problem is, you’re a Liverpool fan 😂.
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Bruno Fernandes has silenced the people who doubted him after just one game of the season! Rio Reacts
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Tuesday ➡️ Sunday.
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united hatewatchers got excited after 1-0 ipswich only to witness a bruno hattrick
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Premier League Player of the Season. Man Utd Player of the Season. FWA Footballer of the Year. PFA Players’ Player of the Year. The 2025-26 season belongs to Bruno Fernandes.
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Bruno Fernandes is the PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆 Voted for by the players.
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Thor telling the New Avengers and Fantastic 4 just how strong Doctor Doom is…
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Wayne Rooney on the half-time show: “My favourite bit of the half time show was when it finished… I like all of them artists but I thought it was crap.” 😂😂
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Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.

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☎️ When Manchester United call, you don't think twice.
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Dreams do come true. @04Andrey is proof of that 🔏
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The best match from the 2025/26 season, as voted by YOU 🫵 🔴@Arsenal 2-3 @ManUtd ⚫️ preml.ge/tdxmtrwr
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this video is forever GOATED 😂
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😂😂Just repost, just for just
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🚨 Michael Carrick on fielding a strong team vs Brighton: 🗣️ Reporter: “There’s nothing left to play for. A lot of people were surprised by such a strong lineup.” 🗣️ Carrick: “And that mentality right there is exactly why some clubs never become elite. What do you mean there’s nothing to play for? This is Manchester United. Since when did we start celebrating third place like it’s a trophy? If I can score 10 against Brighton, I will. Happily. Not because I hate them… but because we don’t relax here. Even at 3-0, you go for the fourth. Then the fifth. Then the sixth. We’ve picked up the most points in the league since I took charge… and I don’t plan on dropping that standard. Next season, people will understand what we’re building.”
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In a league of his own. Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!
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BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.
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