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Chris

@MasterChefShumo
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Joined March 2012
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It ain't over till the fat lady sings. (We're the fat lady.)
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Ad: Nike KD 16 NRG 'Aunt Pearl' releases tomorrow (10/27) at 7am PT/10am ET => bit.ly/3MiPv8Z
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Jordan Brand NEEDS to bring the GAMMAS Back!!!
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Steph Curry just casually making 5 full court shots in a row WTF IS THIS WITCHCRAFT @PatBevPod
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Dinner cost: 25 bucks Dinner cost on DoorDash: – at Birmingham, AL
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Matt Canada carefully crafting the worst fucking offense you’ve ever seen
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Rams came out to dat BOTTOM OF THE TRAP🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Live look at Aaron Rodgers postgame press conference
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#BREAKING ... cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/…
Police shoot, kill man in Pittsburgh's Westwood neighborhood

Police shoot, kill man in Pittsburgh's Westwood neighborhood

Police shot and killed a man Thursday in Pittsburgh's Westwood neighborhood.

cbsnews.com
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How my TL about to look for the next 2 weeks.
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Smh
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Niggas wear that SHIESTY mask till it smell like POOH
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Or perhaps social media in general
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Is TikTok destroying civilization? Some people think so.
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Michael Jordan’s “Flu Game” happened 25 years ago today 🌡
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Lamelo dating 40 year olds Miles Bridges sippin wok and PJ Washington giving Britney Renner a baby what the hell is going on in Charolette
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Airport security searching for these hands at the gate
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Get ready to get stuffed! Our Stuffed Crazy Bread™ is the tastiest way to satisfy your cheesy side. Order some today!

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Today in History! @WakaFlocka - DuFlocka Rant 2 :: #GetItLIVE! livemixtap.es/duflockarant2 @LiveMixtapes @Trapaholics @TheRealDJAce
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14 years ago today Kid Cudi dropped “Day ‘N’ Nite” xitter.cf/stillsmallz/status/148…
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