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Clinton Tortoise

@MassiveTortoise

Redfoot Tortoise taking life at a slow, steady pace. Also, the best football handicapper in the world! Best cat friend Murray šŸŒˆ 11-11-25

 Chicago, IL
Joined April 2023
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2026 Superbowl LX pick is in! Entering with an 11-5 career pick recond, Clinton has made his choice for the big game! Enjoy Super Bowl Sunday everyone šŸ¢ #ClintonPicks #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowlSunday #OzzyOsbourne @NFL @OzzyOsbourne @Seahawks
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Trying to take a relaxing soak & here comes my friend Billy Cat to interrupt me. šŸ¢šŸˆ #Tortoise #cat
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October??? šŸ¢
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Feels like last warm this season Taking advantage. šŸ¢
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Lunch time, coming in for some tuna & peppers today! šŸ˜‹šŸ¢
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I sacked this plant today. I can play offense or defense. šŸ¢
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The mighty kraken awakes!
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Beautiful day to visit the park. šŸ¢
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Where is the sun? Ill still enjoy an overcast day.
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I can always navigate my way around this silly barricade.
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I pause for my photo opportunity, then I will carry on. šŸ¢
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Sunday cruising šŸ¢ #SundayFunday
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A lovely Saturday out so I'm going to the park today šŸ¢
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I got banned from the area with the pebbles because I keep eating them. However I will find a way in again! šŸ¢
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I turned 13 today & will enjoy my banana split for breakfast! šŸ¢ #birthday #tortoise
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Walking out of the bedroom to see what's going on today, anything good?
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Had my day at the veterinary office yesterday, apparently I've been eating pebbles without anyone noticing. Guess I'll be watched more closely next trip outside in the yard. Otherwise I'm in good shape! šŸ¢
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Peaking around the plants. šŸ¢ #sundayfunday #tortoise
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Enjoy Memorial Day everyone! Its beautiful outside today. šŸ¢
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This grass is taller than me,someone needs to cut it. Either way Im going for a walk. šŸ¢
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