𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐍

ㅤ 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗜𝗦𝗡'𝗧 𝗔 𝗠𝗨𝗗 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗘, 𝗜𝗧'𝗦 𝗔𝗡 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙄'𝙈 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙐𝙍𝙂𝙀𝙊𝙉 ㅤ

I didn't approve of that

Can we please have a normal day... preferably one where you all aren't talking about something dumb

// due to recent events, I will now be retiring from writing Batman

Nuh uh

Wallace, you saw nothing

I have no idea what you're talking about

Not now Clark

ㅤ Wait, before you go... the batmobile is soundproof, hop in there if you're gonna yell ㅤ

ㅤ ... you're gonna be alright, Tim ㅤ

That's.... nevermind

ㅤ Yeah we know, the manor has very thin walls ㅤ

// I'd love to actually build up some relationships on this account, and not even just ships Gimme some heroes Bruce can be bros with, some kids he can adopt, some villains to constantly take down

This is a topic that doesn't concern you, so I am asking you to stay out of it

Everyone in this family has something wrong with them Jason is a resurrected murderer, Damien has anger issues, Dick is... well his name is Dick, and Tim is just kinda there

I don't need to take this from him, I'm the goddamn Batman

// crazy how my Batman is a mix of multiple different versions, where I'm just trying to do my own thing But he still gives off the vibe of Lego Batman

I'm denying it now