i'm being this person who says these things

New York, NY
Joined June 2020
KOKO THE GORILLA (signing): all ball koko cat gone soft ball warm robin williams POETRY READING AUDIENCE: *snaps* KOKO THE GORILLA: car take ball, give cry koko eat car soon bite AUDIENCE: *snaps* KOKO (talking suddenly): emmy rossum race war
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Anonymous submission: Last week, a group of activists disabled the OMNY readers at the BQ Church Avenue station in Brooklyn with an automatic center punch and drill. They opened the gate so people can ride for free, and painted the cameras to protect themselves and fellow riders from surveillance. This was deliberate act of protest against unaffordable transit, hyper-surveillance in predominantly Black and brown neighborhoods, and the MTA's collaboration with the military industrial complex. YOU ARE BEING WATCHED. OMNY records when and where you travel, your photograph, name, DOB, billing address, and other personal details. This invasive tech creates a profile to track your life and travel patterns. OMNY’s privacy policy places no limits on the data it collects about you. EVERY TAP FUNDS A WAR PROFITEER. OMNY is operated by Cubic, a military equipment company making combat simulators. They sell the F-35 fighter jet training system to imperialist zionist entities like israel. The F-35 is a key weapon in israel's genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, and all of the US's imperialist wars, responsible for massacring millions of people. FIGHT BACK. The MTA and Cubic don't deserve your hard earned cash. Take action, smash a reader, jump the turnstile, hold the gate for others. If you must pay, use cash for OMNY cards, and tap yourself and fellow riders in. This makes you all less traceable. Cover your face and identifying features. Always check for police before evading the fare. Remember, contracted security guards have no authority to stop or detain passengers. RIDE FREE, FUCK THE NYPD, AND FREE PALESTINE!
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on behalf of the femmes-- thank you for explaining which of my Baubles and Toys are evil ❤️ i could never figure it out on my own because i believe in magic and new ideas are scawwy to me 🙀
being a lesbian and a dialectical materialist is a wild experience bc every time astrology gets brought up by a femme i have to explain how horoscopes are fake and a part of esoteric nazism and telling her that feels like i just shot her family dog infront of her
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wyd later?? wanna look down on mother together? i'll probably need a step stool because i'm so tiny 😹 and yess you are right to say that telling a Woman information is like shooting her childhood dog, i am very stupid and a kid as well
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to be clear idgaf about astrology and am kind of a reddit atheist myself, i just also despise misogyny
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My pronouns are Mom, Texan, and soon to be: Governor.
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drag queen named The Interlocutor who thinks it's "kombucha monkey"
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honey the lion is trying his best when it comes to pronouns
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my pussy tastes like mitch mcconnell
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ME: this is my mom. you can call her mom too if you want ATTORNEY: okay. so the plea deal MY MOM WHO IS GERTRUDE STEIN: is it handsome no it isn't. slouching and italian, is it alien, is italian. ATTORNEY: are you calling me ugly, mrs...? ME (whispering in his ear): 𝘮𝘰𝘮
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Premium Ep The Lindsay Graham Show is a wellness podcast hosted by two lovely southern gardenias, both named Lindsay Graham. On this episode of the show, these beautiful belles tackle autism, cheating spouses, and their chronic inability to remember which tabs they have open.
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This video should end Haley Steven’s campaign
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all goon things to those who bate
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you will NEVER be allowed in Numbertopia
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Bind Torture ….Sing?
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the milk of human chungus
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