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KOKO THE GORILLA (signing):
all ball koko cat gone
soft ball warm robin williams
POETRY READING AUDIENCE: *snaps*
KOKO THE GORILLA:
car take ball, give cry
koko eat car soon bite
AUDIENCE: *snaps*
KOKO (talking suddenly):
emmy rossum race war
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Anonymous submission:
Last week, a group of activists disabled the OMNY readers at the BQ Church Avenue station in Brooklyn with an automatic center punch and drill. They opened the gate so people can ride for free, and painted the cameras to protect themselves and fellow riders from surveillance.
This was deliberate act of protest against unaffordable transit, hyper-surveillance in predominantly Black and brown neighborhoods, and the MTA's collaboration with the military industrial complex.
YOU ARE BEING WATCHED. OMNY records when and where you travel, your photograph, name, DOB, billing address, and other personal details. This invasive tech creates a profile to track your life and travel patterns. OMNY’s privacy policy places no limits on the data it collects about you.
EVERY TAP FUNDS A WAR PROFITEER. OMNY is operated by Cubic, a military equipment company making combat simulators. They sell the F-35 fighter jet training system to imperialist zionist entities like israel. The F-35 is a key weapon in israel's genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, and all of the US's imperialist wars, responsible for massacring millions of people.
FIGHT BACK. The MTA and Cubic don't deserve your hard earned cash. Take action, smash a reader, jump the turnstile, hold the gate for others. If you must pay, use cash for OMNY cards, and tap yourself and fellow riders in. This makes you all less traceable. Cover your face and identifying features. Always check for police before evading the fare. Remember, contracted security guards have no authority to stop or detain passengers.
RIDE FREE, FUCK THE NYPD, AND FREE PALESTINE!
on behalf of the femmes-- thank you for explaining which of my Baubles and Toys are evil ❤️ i could never figure it out on my own because i believe in magic and new ideas are scawwy to me 🙀
wyd later?? wanna look down on mother together? i'll probably need a step stool because i'm so tiny 😹 and yess you are right to say that telling a Woman information is like shooting her childhood dog, i am very stupid and a kid as well
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ME: this is my mom. you can call her mom too if you want
ATTORNEY: okay. so the plea deal
MY MOM WHO IS GERTRUDE STEIN: is it handsome no it isn't. slouching and italian, is it alien, is italian.
ATTORNEY: are you calling me ugly, mrs...?
ME (whispering in his ear): 𝘮𝘰𝘮
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Replying to @gretchenwhitmer @HaleyforMI
This video should end Haley Steven’s campaign











