Oxford, MS
Joined January 2012
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my idea of a good friday night is eating something delicious and getting increasingly horizontal
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Crazy how a country with $40 trillion in debt is giving me a credit score. Read the room
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I’m not with all this cold in the morning hot in the afternoon bullshit
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sorry i can't go, it gets dark by 5pm & i have astigmatism
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in 1987 I was working as a dept secretary at Ole Miss. My bring home was $400+ a month. The Dept chair scolded me for leaving on time every day. Apparently I was a “paycheck player” and not dedicated enough.
it's funny how companies make you feel guilty for working just for money, as if there's another reason i'm giving up 8 hours of my day
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People aren't just TIRED. They're grieving the lives they thought they'd be living by now while trying to survive a reality that keeps moving the finish line.
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não vejo a hora de bater meu ponto sexta feira e ir pra casa descansar ( hoje é segunda feira )
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Ah the first False Fall of the year. Southerners gleefully donning cardigans and light jackets as we rush out to greet the autumn morning with a gleam in our eyes. “I can almost see my breath!” I say, blowing into my cupped hands. Knowing in my heart it will be 87 on Thanksgiving
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The entire theme of my Generation X upbringing was *Actions Have Consequences*. I think that's why i'm so fucking confused with our current reality.
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Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.
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“have fun being alone with your cats” oh noooo my own personal sanctuary full of little creatures i love and absolutely nobody ruining the atmosphere. how will i cope.
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I miss the days when super rich people built libraries and museums and hospitals, not rockets and tanks and AI.
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It turns out that destroying data centers will make the world a better place. Neato.
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People that wear jeans when relaxing at home are psychopaths
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not being born into a rich family was my first financial mistake. it’s been downhill since
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Women have been told for centuries to lower our voices, close our legs, cover our bodies, soften our opinions & make men comfortable. Respectfully, we are fucking done.
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You are all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart? sure wasn’t salad
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A Gen X morning routine is coffee, silence, and the quiet calculation of how many hours until you can be left alone again.
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being low maintenance is cute until you realise you have trained yourself not to ask for anything.
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The credit score was invented in 1989. The average Boomer was about 35 that year. So half of them bought their first houses and cars without some imaginary three-digit number controlling their lives. They really did pull the ladder up behind them.
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