@Martles3

Martles is your one stop for EVERYTHING. Movies, music, books, and soon will have interviews. You name it I have it! Married to @allebrandi

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Joined July 2021
Wonka Weed sounds like a FANTASTIC marketing idea!
Willy Wonka making weed now??
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No, it’s not. I highly suggest you listen to Alan Watts on Eugenics regarding this matter. It’s two fold: 1. When we change the processes of nature there is always some way in which we pay for it. 2. You never know what you are going to need in the future.
Guys you realize this is a good thing, right? They will Not eradicate the children with down syndrome. The gonna remove the syndrome from the Children. The Children will still be born but healthy. Down Syndrome is so much more than only a cute personality pls inform yourself
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Coming to an Earth near you:
🚨 #BREAKING: Bill Gates proclaims AI is now powerful enough to eliminate well over 10% of the human population.
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Introducing: CANCER MAN!
インスタ見てたら、中国のヤニカスグランドジオウ出てきてワロタwww
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The Encyclopedia of Movie Cats, featuring over 1,000 cats, from household names like Puss in Boots to Mr. Bigglesworth, to unnamed alley cats and scaredy cats that saunter across the silver screen.

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Todays “trolley problem” for everyone to solve. Setup: You know with absolute certainty that WW3 will happen for humanity and theres no avoiding it. You can push the war to the future, but it will still happen. Question: Do you hold the breaks, slowing the train down and pushing the war to future generations, or do you speed up and get it over with?
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Some melodies need no words to take you back to a gentle, distant summer afternoon. Yann Tiersen’s “Comptine d’un autre été, l’après-midi” is one of those melodies.
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I highly suggest EVERYONE watch Soylent Green.
State-administered death is now more common in Canada than gun homicide is in the U.S. That didn’t happen by accident.
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As someone who grew up with 80’s/90’s sitcoms, the new Different World reboot is utter trash compared to the original. It has the same problem everything “modern” does. It’s too slick looking! The Bel-Air reboot had the same problem! It doesn’t have ANY kind of charm, any kind of live audience to break the fourth wall with, nothing that made those sitcoms of the 70’-90’s special or iconic. It’s another soulless Space Jam 2 of “remember that!?” bullshit nostalgia without any of its own identity. Don’t get me wrong, I was born in Charlottesville, but spent ages 2-10 living just outside of Chicago. I grew up with plenty of black centric programming; loved Family Matters and Different World! Grew up with SO MUCH black media for a white boy… But just like the Bel-Air reboot, Different World has lost its’ soul… It’s hollow as fuck!
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We don’t care what we think because the Seattle leadership doesnt listen to us “populace regulars” that live here and put up with this shit! And we especially don’t care what some UK fucktards think when their own kingdom is burning down around them thanks to letting in all the unvetted roaches of the world. What do you, @SEATTLESUBMISS, think about the rating? Because believe me, theres no way we are 4th in the world… The ONLY people in the world who would call us in the top 5 are socialist libtards who think that the sinking Titanic will get them to shore… Rampant homlessness, automous zones, Aurora Ave is basically the black market, fent-benders on every corner, shootings everywhere… The whole place has become a degenerate shit hole rife with incompetence, paid off politics, and mutilating ideology that absolutely fucks up society. Get me the Seattle I moved from Virginia in 2011 for! What about you @choeshow or @BrandiKruse, you all think we hit 4th IN THE WORLD?
#TRENDING: Seattle was just ranked the 4th best city in the world. 🌎🏔️ According to Oxford Economics’ 2026 Global Cities Index, Seattle ranked #4 out of 1,000 cities worldwide, trailing only New York, London and Paris. Seattle finished ahead of San Francisco, Dublin, Boston, San Jose, Tokyo and Zurich. The ranking measures cities across economics, human capital, quality of life, environment and governance. Seattle at #4 in the world… too high, too low, or just right? 👀
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I have been with the V/H/S series since it started in 2012; the worst by far is Viral, but that in no way makes it a “bad movie”. The new installment, V/H/S Mixtape, is the 9th installment, and finale of the most recent trilogy; the “Beyond Halloween Mixtape” arc. Each trilogy has had a specified arc, the original 3 were about the segments making it into the mainstream and saw the world go nuts at the end of Viral. The second arc trilogy were the “years series” with 94/99/85 which all had to make segments like they were films from those years. The current arc trilogy, Beyond Halloween Mixtape, has been all about weird, odd, otherworldly, “celebration” horror; either celebrating scientific discovery or a holiday/tradition, with the latest looking like a pure “could go anywhere” or do anything kind of feel. That reality is being “re-mixed”. V/H/S Mixtape comes out on October 8th exclusively on @Shudder, and I simply cant fucking wait! Trailer below!
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Islam, specifically Salafi-jihadist and Wahhabi, is the only religion known to actively destroy historical sites so they can rewrite history. Because once they have destroyed the evidence against them, they can’t be contradicted or taken out of power. Socialism and communism, while not explicitly labeled as religions, also practice this. Marxist-Leninist and Maoist regimes treated the pre-revolutionary past—religion, “feudal” culture, rival national histories—as obstacles to be smashed so a new society could be built without competing sources of loyalty or memory. DO NOT LET THESE BRAINWASHED FUCKTARDS DESTROY OUR HUMAN HISTORY!
Yesterday in Hadano, two Muslims in hijabs broke into Soyajinja shrine. Myoenji Temple a Buddhist temple near the Shrine was also broken into. I think we know who's been starting the fires now.
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An actual news story FROM NBC by the way. If we’ve reached this point, it’s clear evidence of intellectual societal decline.
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99% of me is screaming , “OH GOD NO!”, but theres 1% thats like, “You know, maybe if it does come back it will be SO bad and hack crap that even long time fans will finally see this trash show for what it really is!”
Ryan Murphy says a ‘GLEE’ reboot may be happening. “I just finished the script a hour ago… I’ve been in touch with around 10 of the original cast members.” (Source: @etnow)
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Wednesday vs Lizzie Borden! A Netflix dance competition!
Sarah Paulson, Ella Beatty, Jessie Lee, and Vicky Krieps throw one crazy dance party in Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story.
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A UN tribunal will be held for all of these recent food crimes.
Round Table Pizza is launching a Dr Pepper-flavored pizza It features Dr Pepper-flavored BBQ sauce, pepperoni, cheese, and green onions
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Jesus! They did it! They really fucking did it! Just fucking call it human kibble! It’s basically admitting that the corporations view us all as “human cattle”. Could even be their new KFC slogan branding. Kibble! Fuck Cereal!
KFC is releasing a limited-edition chicken-flavored 'KFCereal' in the UK Flavored with KFC’s 11 herbs and spices, it's encouraged to use gravy instead of milk
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A running horse
👀 Tout le monde ne peut pas voir un autostéréogramme, il faut avoir "l'œil magique". Certaines personnes la voient en quelques secondes, d’autres jamais. Vous voyez quoi ?
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