When life gives you melons, make melonade
Kirkcaldy, Scotland
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I’ve created a fundraising page for Rape Crisis Scotland in response to the David Goodwillie news.
Any donations and RTs massively appreciated. @rapecrisisscot
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Imagine telling your Mrs you are away to a football stadium with the dug so it can take a pish 😂
Such a weird fanbase 😂
This didn’t quite work a few weeks ago as she refused to go a few hours before - she is buzzing to go today though!
First game at Starks and accompanied by her wee brother (who is 3). All tips and tricks mentioned will be taken 😂
Mon the Raith 🦁
Taking my daughter to her first game at Starks Park tomorrow - she is 5.
Anyone got any tips and tricks for someone this age. Have her hooked early 😂
She knows of Raith and has trained with Dylan Easton at her nursery. So there is some exposure there.
Should someone who has pleaded guilty for assault be a development coach?
You’ll be rewarded with a coaching role because you have ‘experience’
Welcome Back Bene 🏁
#DAFC are delighted to announce that club captain Kyle Benedictus has signed a new deal with the club.
Kyle will primarily take on the role as development coach, however he will still be registered as a player and available for selection.
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Martin Glass retweeted
We all know now! Cheating at highest level in scottish football! Aw best to hearts sunday
Always a pleasure seeing @mattelder_ reporting on Raith 🐐
Raith Rovers players set for Monday meeting as star man pleads for contract extension
scotsman.com/sport/football/…
According to ChatGPT, these are teams that Lewis Vaughan HAS NOT scored against.
That’s over 70% of of the 42 teams in Scotland he has scored against 🤯
Still got St Johnstone and Ross County to go this season 👀
WHAT A PLAYER
The Partick Pyro party looks good to me personally, I like it.
Why are people:
1. Making fun of it?
2. Moaning about it?
Is it still illegal to set these off out of stadiums etc?
Would love to see more of it tbh
Martin Glass retweeted
Another timely reminder that there is no better anthem in world sport than Flower of Scotland.
Maybe Neil Lennon should focus more on his Dunfermline team than his Celtic love in.
Commentary at Celtic Park midweek, lose to one of the worst teams in the league yesterday, back to Celtic duties today.