@MartinStarr

I write stories. The stories of Martin.

 Everywhere, Earth
Joined February 2009
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump you suck
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Dear @Kohler, was expecting a better made product and disappointed that your return policy is only if you choose to respond/accept the product regardless of its clear lack of quality. Speak soon. Sincerely, m
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I second this
Jay Duplass@jayduplass
18 Apr 2024
watch LOUSY CARTER have fun support indie film have some self respect amazon.com/Lousy-Carter-Davi…
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We maked a movie. I’m very proud. Krumholtz is sensational in it!
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David Krumholtz joining us in 2023
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The bow tie is back
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Can I just be blunt? @AAACares doesn’t really seem to actually cares!
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Dear @AAACares, what the absolute fuck is wrong with your very frustrating new automated system?!
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Make no regrets about it!
Dave Jamieson@jamieson
22 Jan 2021
I regret to inform you that Chuck Schumer just said ‘erection’ instead of ‘insurrection’ on the Senate floor
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Ah yes the classics, with ⁦@janemarielynch⁩ ⁦@MartinStarr⁩ ⁦@mradamscott⁩
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If you had done your job, America's governors wouldn't have been forced to fend for themselves to find tests in the middle of a pandemic, as we successfully did in Maryland. Stop golfing and concede.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
22 Nov 2020
Report: Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan, Anti-Trump Hero, Paid for Flawed Coronavirus Tests from South Korea breitbart.com/health/2020/11… via @BreitbartNews. This RINO will never make the grade. Hogan is just as bad as the flawed tests he paid big money for!

Report: Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan, Anti-Trump Hero, Paid for Flawed Coronavirus Tests from South...

Coronavirus tests ordered by Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan in April from South Korea turn out to have been flawed, and were never used.

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This guy has just won the internet.
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Martin Starr retweeted
SXSW
@sxsw
15 Nov 2019
Find out where you can watch @BobByington 's latest feature narrated by @Nick_Offerman! 👇#SXSW ow.ly/jKSV50xbvLl
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Maybe I did and maybe I did.
TV Guide
@TVGuide
18 Oct 2019
💻 @SiliconHBO star @MartinStarr teases an "unexpected" and "satisfying" end for Season 6 bit.ly/2Mkn3Fg via @CNET
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Martin Starr retweeted
Milwaukee Film@mkefilm
18 Oct 2019
Tomorrow night! Join us at @AvalonMKE for our FINAL screening of Frances Ferguson! Director @BobByington, star Kaley Wheless, and co-star/multi-MFF alum/fan favorite) @MartinStarr will be in attendance for conversation/Q&A sure to entertain! TIX: MKEFILM.ORG/FRANCES
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Martin Starr retweeted
bigslickkc@BigSlickKC
4 Jun 2019
How about this killer auction item from friend of #BigSlickKC, @MartinStarr? An XBox signed by the cast of Spider-Man: Far From Home - bid on this item and more at bidpal.net/bigslick! #BigSlick10 #SeriousFun 💙
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Seattle -- It feels as if Austin type movies play well there? Climate? @Nick_Offerman narrates... @SIFFnews
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Sorry I haven’t twittered in a while. #tuckercarlsonfuckshisroomba
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If you’re in Austin for SXSW I might pop up in something. Who knows. Maybe two things. Maybe EVERYTHING! schedule.sxsw.com/2019/event…
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