Can we petition that games be shortened to 59 minutes? We'd be 5-0-2. Might be easier to do that than to get rid of Lincoln. #uscfootball

Lincoln has lost 9 of the last 14 and his record is now worse than Clay's. #uscfootball

Anyone know if Clay Helton is available? Asking for a friend. #uscfootball

Wow, @DIRECTV did a commercial during a football game on a channel that's blocked on Directv. That's chutzpah. @ATT

Wow - 12 years. I think Twitter wasn't nearly the den of misinformation back then... #MyXAnniversary

Congrats to Ensis! ensis.ai/blogs/ensis-secures… #govtech

This is the third time I set a @lyft pickup hours in advance and they didn't look for a car until the last second so the driver was going to be very late. Anyone know what's wrong with their algorithm? @AskLyft

I can't @LinkedIn to help me with my account. Their chat function never works and @LinkedInHelp doesn't respond. Anyone know how to get them on the line? #CustomerServiceFail

If there's justice, Michigan's #CFPChampionship will have an asterisk like the Astros' World Series win. Cheaters sometimes do, in fact, win.

Called the travel service for @Chase. After 10 minutes working with an agent, she put us on hold and then hung up. Called back and explained what happened to the next agent. Again put on hold and again dropped. #CustomerService #fail

See stories on @govtechnews and others that report #localgovernment getting a mobile app for their residents to access services from a phone. Has the #govtech press done a follow-up story on download rates for those apps? Curious whether they're actually being used.

Hate to say it, but the math seems pretty clear: (Riley - Caleb) < Clay Helton #usc #fighton

Why can Houston figure it out and @LAHomeless can't? governing.com/housing/how-ho… #homelessness #dataforgood

Of my last 6 segments on @AmericanAir , 5 have been delayed, all due to reasons under their control. 2 by over 4 hours, 1 by 15 mins (long enough to miss my connection) and currently 30 minutes on to my latest one. Is this the case with all #airlines ? #businesstravel

Surprise! No response from @WeHoCity or @LASDHQ

In a fantastic example of #localgovernment "do as I say not as I do", I (deservedly) got a parking ticket for an expired meter by @WeHoCity @LASDHQ ...who then parked right in front of me at an expired meter (note the blinking red light). #hipocrisy

Great get by @Zencity! #govtech #localgovernment lnkd.in/gEEiPbHf

Went to @BrevilleUSA to login, but couldn't remember my password, so I clicked the "reset" link. Got an email with the text "Reset password"... that was just text and not hyperlinked. #QualityAssurance #CustomerService #Fail

Great decision by @ManateeGov and @PolkCountyFL! @EunaSolutions #permitting #localgovernment #govtech lnkd.in/d5nuuSPq