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Internet sketch writer/star and aspiring comedian. Prince of Geeks

Nottingham
Joined March 2009
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GLASGOW, SCOTLAND -
Replying to @2ndHandWho
@2ndHandWho A huge range of Target novels, three EDAs (all £7, I think) and some videos to be found in Shelter on Byres Road, Glasgow. I've heard Ian Marter's novelisations are interesting, any recommendations?
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I’m MartinKilbane on threads. Take that blue sky with your elitist invites.
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Waiting for blue sky’s. “Actually it’s blue SKIES.” Is it?
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All of Twitter right now (if you know, you know).
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I remember watching this at the time, and I wanted Big Ron to help the Doctor. I showed it my wife a few months back, and my hopes didn’t change.
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Alright, just to put you all on notice here; I painted a fence on Wednesday, washed a car today. That means I’m basically a black belt in Miyagi-do karate. So no messing, right.
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Oh no, just like the Manic Street Preachers warned us
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In case one of you somehow DON'T already have @StellarisGame, it's free to play this weekend (and 75% off in general). store.steampowered.com/app/2…
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What the hell @paramountplus? I was really looking forward to the second season too, the first was excellent.
Star Trek: Prodigy Has Been Cancelled—and Will Be Removed From Paramount+ dlvr.it/Sr7mDp
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People who lived in the 90s & earlier, instead of using a phone before going to bed what did you do? Just sleep??
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NEW: Commons leader Penny Mordaunt confirms there will be a free vote on the privileges committee’s report on Monday on an amendable motion. Battle royal ahead.
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Always worth reminding people that you don’t actually HAVE to call them “Sir…” or “Lord..” because we don’t actually live in Fairy-tale Land, and they should grow up and stop giving themselves silly prizes and expecting the rest of us to play along.
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Everyone’s reporting this headline, but I didn’t realise Bill Murray and Kelis had changed their names to Bill Murray, 72 and Kelis, 43. Must save a lot of confusion for their namesakes.
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To celebrate Ghostbusters Day, it's time for a giveaway! Win 1 of 5 digital keys for Ghostbusters: Spirits Unleashed (Xbox, Playstation, Epic Game Store only) by following our account and RTing this Tweet!
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Alright, I’m selling a few bits over the next month. First is this #princessbride playing cards Check out The Princess Bride Playing Cards - Brand New And Sealed. ebay.co.uk/itm/256099234264?… #eBay via @eBay_UK
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Second is this sweet #teenagemutantninjaturtles x #thomasandfriends minis set #thomasthetankengine Check out TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - THOMAS AND FRIENDS MINIS - 4 Pack BRAND NEW ebay.co.uk/itm/256099243670?… #eBay via @eBay_UK
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Finally till Sunday, a #fallout #dorbz #powerarmor figure Check out Funko Dorbz Fallout Power Armor 104 Vinyl Collectable Figure. BRAND NEW SEALED ebay.co.uk/itm/256099247516?… #eBay via @eBay_UK
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FUCK HOGAN
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