Brothers n sisters keep your eyes pealed and your ears open I have a celestial announcement to make on Monday c’mon you know LG x

I'm feeling very emotional now brothers and sisters as far as I'm concerned there was two bands in the 90s and it was Oasis and the Verve

Pints of lager c’mon Boris you wanker open the boozers ffs

Oi tofu boy if your gonna release old demos make sure im singing on it and boneheads playing guitar on it if not it’s not worth a wank as you were LG x

Noel looks like Gail platt of coronation st

Listen seriously a lot of people think I’m a cunt and I am a good looking cunt but once this is put to bed we need to get oasis back for a 1 of gig rite for charity c’mon Noel we can then go back to our amazing solo careers c’mon you know LG x