@MartinFishcake

Amateur Journalist / Alarmist / Sensationalist. Keen to put a negative slant on everything Hull City related

Shitetown-upon-Humber
Joined February 2016
Great result for City today. However it was ONLY RIGHT for me to focus my post-match interview on questioning Sergej on the cause of Sorba Thomas’s car accident and whether he’d been driving too quickly. I WANT A STORY. Appreciate your time, Mike #hcafc
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What on earth was Sorba Thomas playing at? There’s NO EXCUSE for DANGEROUS DRIVING. I’m hearing a points deduction is likely to ensue for #hcafc. If you don’t agree, feel free to UNFOLLOW me. Appreciate your time, Mike.
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I understand from a good source that the Ryan Giles Burnley link was always a NON-STORY. But it is my duty to STIR THE POT and OVERDRAMATISE matters. If anyone doesn’t like that, feel free to UNFOLLOW me #hcafc
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Grave concerns about the pending arrival of Ilyas Ansah from Union Berlin. Previous incomings from Germany have included Nick Proschwitz, Tim Walter, Marvin Mehlem and Chris Bedia. All have been DISASTROUS, and this latest addition is BOUND to end in FAILURE for #hcafc
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I don’t want to put a dampener on Baz’s story but I’m hearing Gelhardt faces a lengthy spell on the sidelines following a freak yachting accident on the lakes at Burton Constable earlier, where he was celebrating his return to the Tigers with close family and friends #hcafc
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I believe Hull City have just broken their transfer record again but that story has been overshadowed by news from Cottingham that John Ayre spilt a drink in the canteen. Kit wash delayed. Could have serious implications for the season ahead #hcafc
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Select #hcafc 2023/24 goals redubbed with Alan Partridge commentary 🧵 No. 1: Ozan Tufan’s second vs Sheffield Wednesday (H)
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“This one knows, he comes and goes When he goes, he goes This one knows, he comes and goes When he goes, he goes Simon Gray, he used to chase me Now he hasn't got the time”
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Life size cut out of Simon Gray by way of a tribute to today’s FA Cup victory
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Always proud to be from Hull until @MichelleDewbs pipes up #EmbarrassmentToOurCity
4-0 win for @HullCity Steak & Ale pie and @YorkshireTea What more could a girl want?! #UTT #Hull
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No you don’t. The only thing you have ever wanted is to cling on to small time celebrity status. Your latest desperate stunt to appoint yourself as spokesperson of Hull is quite bizarre. You don’t represent the people of Hull in the slightest.
Replying to @grant_phil
What an horrible thing to say. I hope it makes you feel good. I love my home city & have only ever wanted the best for it & everyone there.
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Anyone fancy going out for a few lines of ket to celebrate the death of the Tory Party?
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Can I please ask why campaigning against 1) the illegal killing of raptors 2) illegal fox hunting 3) pesticides which are human carcinogens 4) poor animal husbandry and 5) a scientifically invalid badger cull makes me an ‘enemy’ of the countryside ? Just plain weird .
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Mike Shite retweeted
Big up the red and white side of the city! Good luck today @hullkrofficial @HKR13 @NeilRudd :D #ukulele #rovers
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What a pathetic character. All I did was retweet a message of his from yesterday expressing support for Donald Trump.
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This tweet tells you everything you need to know about Michael Vaughan.
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