@MartinBoath

I miss Twitter

 Glasgow, Scotland
Joined June 2009
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ENGLAND FANS! Do you really care about what the Scots, and Welsh , and the Irish really think of you when it comes to tv football coverage? No? Good for you. Charge on. Yes? I have three easy tips for you. 1/3
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France 0-4 England In the ‘bronze final” this is THE perfect score and performance: England now think the Argentina game was an anomaly. The players are there. The manger is there. It’s coming home! Just 2/4/6/8/10 years….
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Hope you enjoyed that, Guy Mowbray.
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NUMBER 3 Simple broadcast to England. Wouldn’t that sort everything out?
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Super easy. We’re not asking you to befriend people who might be slightly different from you. Or even asking you to go out your way to be approachable, warm, or empathetic. Enjoy yourself. Pack away the flags with immigration slogans. And watch how the world warms to you.
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Prices go up and up. Service is worse year on year. And the heating is on when it’s 26 degrees outside. Well done @ScotRail. Nailing it as always.
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If you’re still setting off fireworks at this time then by every metric you’re a fucking cunt.
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A literal bonfire in the middle of the street in Pollokshields @PoliceScotland And still it’s going on.
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The replies are absolutely hilarious. Honestly, these guys.
Tom Morgan
@tomowenmorgan12 Oct 2024
Pretty cool. Ask ChatGPT “From all of our interactions what is one thing that you can tell me about myself that I may not know about myself”
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ScotRail’s ‘reduced timetable’ for ‘greater certainty for passengers’ is some 1984 shit
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The interview where Bobby call Basement Jaxx cocksuckers on live BBC
Primal Scream@ScreamOfficial18 Sep 2024
Bobby and Mani interview - @glastonbury 2005
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He’s right you know.
DANN©
@DannPetty9 Sep 2024
You can tell within 1 second of looking at a designers portfolio if they are good or not. 1 second. Within a couple messages or chats, you can tell if a designer is hirable. Yet the interview process takes weeks and months. It's disrespectful imo.
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Brilliant news. Not as long a period as we’d hoped but this is securely better than nothing.
Glasgow Times
@Glasgow_Times9 Sep 2024
Fireworks will be BANNED from a Glasgow area this Bonfire Night. Police will be patrolling the area to make sure no one attempts to use them.
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Dave Wiskus
@dwiskus16 Aug 2024
Timing.
Dave Wiskus
@dwiskus16 Aug 2014
You know what the secret to comedy is?
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R/GA
@RGA14 Aug 2024
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Save the Date! National Playlist Day is back on 20th September 2024. 🎵 #NationalPlaylistDay is a UK-wide celebration of the power of meaningful music for people living with dementia. 💚 Watch our teaser trailer and get ready to celebrate on 20th September! 🌟
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Hope Calvin Harris celebrated in a suitable manner during his TRNSMT set
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In all seriousness, Southgate has fucked this tournament . The players at his disposal should have walked this. Instead it’s hoofball, hoping someone just does something, and only really doing anything proactive when they’re behind. Tactics like that got what it deserved.
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