Founder of Room 808 Currently on Tour

Washington, DC
Joined April 2010
When I was in 9th grade I got caught selling weed. My mom was devastated. So she transferred me to a rich private school thinking that was gonna help the situation, but in reality she gave me a promotion
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The Server Wanted to find a New Man ❤️🔥 That In and Out dude gives me broke boy energy 😂 via @MartinAmini #dating #comedy #standup #jokes #datingshow
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and just like that I have hope again for the commanders 🤣
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Replying to @MartinAmini
@MartinAmini Another great show here in Houston
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Small Homie said he wanted a Tall Girl to Help His Offspring at My Show 🤣
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Small Homie said he wanted a Tall Girl to Help His Offspring at My Show 🤣
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I got cousins in pakistan that would catch a body for an armani exchange polo
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Saw @MartinAmini last night at @StressFactoryNJ and I got a cramp from laughing so hard 😂 👏! Great job!
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Happy bday brodiieeeee @MartinAmini
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.@MartinAmini funny ass show in Montreal tonight. Laughed the whole show. The openers killed it too.
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Surrrdeeeee 7/18 with @HAT_DREAMS and the fly market pop up at @sycamoreoak 12pm sharp. @ReggieRegSW providing the soundtrack.
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I’m in the Bronx right now, looking at a shorty wearing high-heel Timbs. This Hov concert might be the most authentic NY experience I’ve experienced yet.
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My favorite floor general @JohnWall rocking my hat creation today
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Coming up on The Sport of Life on @1027ESPN... 6:00 - @justinwells2424 of @InsideTexas on summer camp... 6:15 - ...& Texas Tech potentially committing program suicide 6:30 - Comedian @MartinAmini, before this weekend's shows at @CapCityComedy! TUNE IN: 1027espn.com/show/the-sport-…
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People forget that Kevin Garnett was Maryland bound if he didn’t enter the NBA out of high school 🤯
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Full circle moment…..back to my forestville mall, PG plaza roots. Coming sooooonnnn
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Hot Take: this is arguably the most underrated uniform in NBA history.
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The Martin Amini show with special guest @kenyanmcduffie @MartinAmini …. youtube.com/watch?v=4fEf_Elu…
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Maryland Legends 💯
Ran into Maryland Terp Royalty on the train Juan Dixon and Lonny Baxter. These cats were the truth. What Juan was able to do in college at his height, he was unstoppable. And all the ppl who I’m sure always told him he was too small but he proved them all wrong. Much Respect 👊🏾
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It’s objectively hilarious that Cardi B is spending a single second in Burtonsville, Maryland.
Cardi B and Stefon Diggs were seen arguing outside a coffee shop in Maryland.
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