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Joined September 2009
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Me enamores del Hermano Mayor de una chavita 🤩
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Un día le tiré malísima vibra a un wey y a los tres días lo mataron
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Le doy a los hombres amor de lesbiana y los vuelvo locos
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te gusta puta?te gusta como respeto tus límites?te gusta como pido consentimiento putita?
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Estoy viendo Succesion y pasándola fatal con el dolor del trauma familiar que me hace sentir.
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Helena Vlahos, performing her nine quarter belly dance act, 1979
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Mi amiga no supo quién era Trysha Paytas y me maravillo ante las diferentes vidas que vivimos las personas
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How it feels to do heterosexual stuff with a regular normal heterosexual man after several years of strange unlabel-able queer shit. I’m not subverting shit
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Plan dominguero: echarnos hongos para visitar a mis papás
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Siento que siempre estoy perdiendo una batalla contra los platos sucios
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Como los vampiros neófitos en twilight
I love that video of those kids beating up that grown ass man. I’ve had to split up so many girl fights in my career and I just KNOW that hurt. You have no idea the physical strength a child going through puberty has. Dude got his ass WHOOPED.
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"I love you to the point of invention"🥹
A man made a swimming harness for his fish that cannot swim due to its illness.
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The calf I was thought the field was endless, now I know every fence by heart.
i feel so sad for my younger self
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for better or worse the world is run by whoever shows up
How did I end up leading this project? Bro I just accepted the meeting invites
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remember when hugh grant did this
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love trash day. love hearing that truck. humans getting stuff done. cooperation. logistics. municipal services. civilization.
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“No te pierdas tanto que si nos morimos te vas a arrepentir” —mi mamá con la boca llena de razón.
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