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Hard working, loyal, trustworthy, these are things I am not. Stereotypical armchair fan.

Worthing, England
Joined February 2013
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Wouldn't mind but Wimborne haven't even had to do anything extraordinary to beat us.
Goal. Wimborne double their lead. 2-0 79’ | #TownTeamTogether🔴
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One of these sides is allegedly Professional
We’re a goal behind at half-time. #TownTeamTogether🔴
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The real ones hated rapist Russell Brand before they even knew Here's Stewart Lee absolutely dragging Brand during his Big Brother days
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Turns out @LeeAndersonMP_ was talking about Reform.
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Reform UK councillor George Madgwick has made his political career by portraying immigrants as a threat to women. He’s now facing 35 criminal charges, including 12 counts of rape. The real threat to women is men like him.
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Hi @SuellaBraverman, is he still a trooper? He's just been charged with multiple counts of rape and offences involving indecent images of children.
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You are hiding BBWs in your basement are you not?
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Acaster’s charity watching the round table last night
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He was also smashing grown grannies though
Can remember when Wayne Rooney was smashing grown men at 16, now people are crying about 16 year old Dowman getting tackled
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His meltdowns used to be funny. Now I'm convinced he has sofascore notifications on so he can do his performative reactions.
😭😂 MARK GOLDBRIDGE HAS COMPLETELY LOST IT AFTER BOURNEMOUTH’S THIRD! 🗣️ “You know when you’ve pissed on a piece of tissue paper? All the resistance of that — WET, WET, WET, F**KING WET!” 😭
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As news of Thomas Markle breaks it’s probably worth reminding everyone Dan Wootton considers him a good man and has described him a a close personal friend Fuck off Dan
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What is going on… people supporting Russell Brand and Blaming Megan for her dad being an alleged Pedophile… some fucking weird accounts on here 🤯
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Crawley Town would go bankrupt if they tried this
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Borussia Dortmund will REWARD fans who DON’T use their phones during matches! The German club is introducing a new “Fan Mode” in its official app, where supporters earn points for every minute they go without unlocking their phones. Fans who collect the most points can win SIGNED SHIRTS and shopping vouchers. The initiative comes after a study found that 63% of supporters regularly use their phones during matches.
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This will probably be the thing that gets her accepted by the royal family
Meghan Markle’s dad, Thomas, under investigation for ‘hundreds, if not thousands’ of child porn images: report trib.al/kKVQqVH
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Ali G: "Your brother boxes right?...RuPaul?"
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Any excuse
Have you ever visited Wembley Stadium with your team and if so, did they win?
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✍️ 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫. Crawley Town Football Club are delighted to confirm Kevin Betsy as the new first-team manager! #TownTeamTogether🔴

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Its time
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No more rounds. Its done. At this point its cruel on CKR to keep him in the job. Just out of his depth.
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May I make a suggestion that sticks to the theme
BREAKING: President Trump calls for New Mexico to immediately be renamed to “New America.”
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