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Kent, UK
Joined March 2009
My faith in humanity has been restored. Well done everyone 👏👏 #StandUptoRacism
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My daughter has just complained that the cleaner always puts the shower mat back in her ensuite bathroom the wrong way round. This is the epitome on #firstworldproblems
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Pickford was amazing tonight. He was always free for our forwards to pass to and he saved a peno. MOTM! #ENGSUI
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I just emailed mother nature to remind her that it's July. Unfortunately her out of office is on
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Hello, Child Line? Daddy won't let me have Sky TV. #leadersdebate #battleforno10
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Julie Etchingham could do with managing this more robustly. Neither candidate is answering the questions and Sunak is getting away with talking over Starmer too much #ITVDebate
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Things are not right at the moment. An inability to defend any set pieces, losing the midfield battles and unable to put the ball in the net. It's a tough watch #coys
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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A bird just shat on my head whilst I was filling up the bird feeder. What has this country come to? These birds should learn to respect their elders
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This whole sports washing going on in Saudi is outrageous. The ring side crowd are not engaged or even bothered about the fights. Sport is about passion, there is none here #JoshuaNgannou
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Well we rode our luck in that one. 😁😁😁 #COYS
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I have just finished another set of incredibly difficult weekend nights as the A&E consultant incharge. Some thoughts: The NHS no longer provides unscheduled care - we provide treatment. Care is with dignity - that's impossible for our patients in corridors. The model of acute care is not working or sustainable. We need a completely different approach - with long term investment in prevention and community care 111 need to change risk thresholds as far too many come to a&e when they don't need to. There needs to be alternative pathways to get care overnight for those who don't have accidents or emergencies. A&E shouldn't be anything and everything Staff are broke - supporting staff is just as vital as looking after patients This government have totally decimated our the NHS. They are the ones who should be apologising to our patients not our staff. Hundreds are dying each week because of lack of hospital capacity and corridor care in a&e, yet it's not on the news and no public uproar. As staff and patients we have accepted the unacceptable. Everyone needs to know the reality of what is happening - so that politicians offer a different solution and patients get the care they deserve. Sadly most of the public have no idea of what is genuinely going on. And finally, a post night fry up is the best antidote for the stresses of the weekend. Goodnight! – at England, United Kingdom
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Christmas leftover lunch 🤢 #leftovers
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Could someone have a word with the Spurs players and let them know that we are the team in white. They seem to have forgotten #COYS
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Every house has that one big plastic bowl that you use to both mix cakes in and vomit in. #cakes #vomit #puke #hangover
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