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Submitted. 📨 Our pUSDx pool’s hook has gone to @Uniswap for routing review. If it’s approved, swaps in the Uniswap app can route straight through our pUSDx/sUSDx pool. Anyone on Uniswap could swap into the fixed rate without ever opening PARE. More flow for the pool, more fees for the people providing liquidity in it. We’ll let you know when we hear back. 🤞
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MV.🅿️ retweeted
Since we went live at the start of September: •Launched on Robinhood Chain, splitting stock tokens into the share and the dividends •Opened a lending market on Morpho, so you can borrow dollars against pSPY •Put the PARE oracle live, public for anyone building on the chain •Got audited fully audited by one of the best! •Opened PARE up to AI agents: parestocks.com/agents.md has every address and endpoint they need to split, trade and borrow, no API key needed •Gave $PARE holders a boost: up to 2x on the dollar pool's daily rewards •Made it possible to go from plain ETH straight into a split stock or a pool position •Rebuilt the app: log in with email or Google, pay with almost any token from any chain •Started daily rewards on the Pfizer pool •Got PARE's TVL tracked on Defilama •Launched Chapter 2 on Ethereum, with dollars split the same way and daily rewards on the dollar pool •Turned on wallet login this week: MetaMask, Rabby, Coinbase, Trust 3,000+ accounts and 11,500+ swaps along the way. Six weeks in. Not slowing down!
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MV.🅿️ retweeted
What holding pUSDx actually earns pUSDx is the principal half of sUSDx. Each one pays exactly $1 of sUSDx on 31 March 2027. Right now it costs $0.924. Put in $1,000 → you get 1,082 pUSDx On 31 March 2027 → they're worth $1,082
That's +$82 in 168 days. $10,000 → +$822
$50,000 → +$4,109 That's about 18.7% a year, fixed the moment you buy. sUSDx's own yield moves every day: 17.6% over the last 7 days. pUSDx locks your rate in, whatever that does next. Need your money sooner? Sell any day at the market price. Buy at a discount on parestocks.com
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MV.🅿️ retweeted
Audit three is live on the site. @PashovAuditGrp went through the contracts behind our dollar markets, 1 to 4 October. Eight researchers. 35 findings. 0 critical. 0 high. 
4 medium, all fixed. 
7 low, 6 fixed, 1 acknowledged with the reasoning in the report. 
24 informational, all fixed. Pashov’s team checked every fix again, and the dollar markets running today were deployed from that fixed build. That makes three Pashov reviews. 84 findings between them. Not one critical. Not one high. Every finding is on the page: parestocks.com/audit
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MV.🅿️ retweeted
CHAPTER 2 IS LIVE! Fixed yield on dollars is now in production on parestocks.com Chapter 1 split tokenized stocks. Chapter 2 splits a yield-bearing dollar in two: pUSDx: buy it under $1, get $1 of sUSDx back at maturity. The gap is your fixed rate, locked the moment you buy. yUSDx: every bit of the floating yield until maturity. Claim any day. Pay with any token, from any chain, straight from your PARE account. No bridging first. Provide liquidity to the pUSDx pool and earn the swap fees, while your yUSDx keeps collecting the yield. What’s next: • Merkl rewards for liquidity providers in the pool, landing today • Use your own wallet with no PARE account needed. An account should never stand between you and the platform. parestocks.com
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MV.🅿️ retweeted
Every yield-bearing dollar is doing two jobs at once. It holds its value, and it earns on top. Chapter 2 pulls those jobs apart. Take the fixed side and lock in your rate today. Take the yield side and collect what it earns. Or hold both and put them back together whenever you like. Lock the rate, or take the yield. Your call.
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MV.🅿️ retweeted
Chapter 2 fees vs the competition 👀 Our cut of the yield: 3%. Theirs: 5%. 
Our LPs keep half of every trading fee. Theirs keep a fifth. 
Splitting, merging and redeeming: free. Same trade. Smaller cut. LPs eat first. Money moves to where it's treated best. We're ready for it.
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MV.🅿️ retweeted
Quick stats update, because this week was a big one 👀 30 Sep: 4,000 swaps.
Today: 10,631. $270k+ of volume through swaps and splits. 
1,261 stock splits from 413 wallets. 
$69k of liquidity added by people who aren't us. 
2,800+ accounts. We just upgraded our privy account to make room for 10,000 a month. That's the next milestone. The audit fixes are back with Pashov for the final check. Chapter 2 is lined up right behind it. And something else is coming. Can't say what until it's locked in. When it is, you'll hear it here first. 😎
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MV.🅿️ retweeted
Chapter 2 initial findings report is in. 🧾 0 High.
4 Medium.
7 Low.
24 informational. A couple of findings started out as High. The judges deemed them invalid. Clean result. Exactly where we wanted to be. Now we fix. Then it goes back to @PashovAuditGrp for the final audit report, Dollars that earn are on the home stretch.
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. @seyong dude, can you please verify @PareStocks already??
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MV.🅿️ retweeted
so it seems the entire CT has now come to a consensus that robinhood chain is dead and never coming back. you know what that means right? come on, you’ve been here long enough to know.
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MV.🅿️ retweeted
Honest question. You hold a stock that pays 4% a year. Someone offers you the next 15 months of dividends in cash, today, and you keep the shares. Do you take it? Because on Robinhood Chain that's a button now.
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Whole lotta fucking retarded ass takes on the timeline pertaining to Pons Bottom soon
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Down -92% from ATH while the team continues to ship with their heads down Pare will be the leading yield splitting layer for tokenized stocks and yield bearing dollars on THE tokenized stock blockchain. This is some of the best RR you will get on a token right here, right now.
Chapter 2. The plan. Two months in: audited twice, 8,000 swaps, stocks split on chain. Next, the biggest yield market in DeFi, going against the biggest name in it. $PARE gets a job: 30% of fees to stakers, 20% burned. Everyone loves an underdog.
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This market is so unserious Can we send the novel shit like $PARE instead of the millionth fucking launchpad?
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Yall really cannot be serious letting me buy $PARE, a Pendle-style protocol that splits tokenized stocks into principal + yield, on THE tokenized stock blockchain, at sub $3M mcap lmaoooooooooooo Me when ts hits 100m
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MV.🅿️ retweeted
Replying to @PashovAuditGrp
@PashovAuditGrp has finished reviewing the next piece of PARE the Dividend Pool 🛡️ Result: 0 critical. 0 high. 0 medium. Just 2 lows and a handful of informational notes. All fixes have now been submitted to Pashov for final review. Provide liquidity with your stock. Keep your dividends. Built properly.
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You come to me GIRTHLESS on FAT COCK Friday?
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Pendle for tokenized equities on Robinhood chain Audit complete by @PashovAuditGrp and now we wait for the product to go live Do yourself a favor and cop a bag before this things at 100m…
The time we have been waiting for! Audit complete. Pashov Audit Group went through every line of PARE. 41 findings. 0 critical. 0 high. Every medium and low fixed and re-reviewed by the auditors. Full report below: parestocks.com/audit Huge thanks to @PashovAuditGrp and the team. Eight researchers, three days, and they found things we'd never have caught ourselves. That's exactly what you pay an audit for. The fixes are already written, re-reviewed and sitting in the deploy queue. Starting now and over the next few days: → The audited contracts go live on mainnet. New vaults, new accountants, new oracle, all verified on chain. → Series caps come off. → The treasury goes deeper into the pools. More liquidity on every series. → Lending opens to everyone, and pSPY won't be the only market. → New series. More tickers, and for the first time, one that isn't a stock. → Spice Flow goes live. Any chain, any wallet, one click into a split stock. Two months ago this was an idea. Now it's audited infrastructure on the fastest-growing chain in crypto, with the only oracle that can tell a dividend from a split. parestocks.com
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