Everyone, meet Bones.

Garth Brookes blocked me on instagram

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Thinkin bout thicc ant

Cocaine Bear was great but I’m holding out for Meth Moose.

18 days, 7 classes, and one final assignment left. This is one of the hardest things I’ve ever done.

Shits literally scuffed

Gojo

It takes every ounce of self restraint I have to not roast the ever living shit out of the sales people that email me at work.

I fux with some buttered noodles dude.

Eating a snack? Nah, tactically reloading my stomach.

They finally freed my boy

Got me acting devious, looking up spells in my tome.

I wanted to fly the Toonami space ship

The chefs hat stays on in the shower

Life hack: (maybe?) Whenever your neighbors are loud just yell “Yeah! Coool!” Maybe throw in a woo every now and then?

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My entire life is a loading progress bar

Y’all think changeling meat tastes good or?