CUFC and old, stupid, obnoxiously loud fast cars. I am also a responsible parent on the side Veiws mostly logical - but probably classed as controversial

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Lee Trundle 50 today Soccer AM showboat legend More tricks than Paul Daniels 🪄
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Probably the most epic one minute of football the world has ever witnessed... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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The original sin of Brexit was not allowing Vote Leave to own the project after victory. In wrestling power from the people who won the referendum, insane internal machinations within the Parliamentary Conservative Party prevented those who campaigned for the outcome from delivering that outcome. From the start the whole project was decapitated. And so here we are now, ten years on, having repealed precious little EU law, pursuing no supply side reform, indeed still building a £125m bat tunnel in order that HS2 abide by the retained EU Habitats Directive. For the best part of a decade the political class stole the victory from the people. And now they have the temerity to say their own failure is actually the fault of the people for wanting an independent country.
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People who voted... a) For Britain to leave EU: 17,410,742 b) For Burnham to be PM: 0 @uklabour
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Non-league is undefeated at this sort of shithousery. He’s likely been getting pelters all second half and took his opportunity to give it back.
Kettering Town goalkeeper doing the Connor McGregor walk to the Rushden & Diamonds fans after they scored a 94th minute winner. Ultimate shithousery… 🤣😭
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Ah childhood memories 😂
I think it’s safe to say I’ve never seen the uncensored version wtf 😂
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I've heard leftie commentators saying that John Cleese has damaged even ruined his legendary career and reputation because of his remarks and criticism of Islam. To be Honest... I think he has reinforced and cemented his status as one of Britain's greatest national treasures.👏
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Measuring your progress against others is a sure fire path to constant disappointment. Measure your progress against where you started, where you’ve been, where you were yesterday. It’s far more rewarding and informative to evaluate yourself against yourself.
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Making away fans leave BP after 75 minutes. What a difference a few weeks make. It was like a fire drill in the home end after 85 against Worthing! UTB 🔵⚪️
Unfortunately with what we’ve been served up so far this season and the absolute ignorant drivel coming from the manager following these performances, this will be a sign of things to come. It’s the home gates falling off that should worry the owners most.
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“There’s only two clubs I support - Paris St Germain and Carlisle United” 👑 We caught up with the Ivorian king himself, Francois Zoko, on his return to Brunton Park this afternoon 🇨🇮 #bbcfootball #carlisleunited #cumbrians
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I heard there is a poll going on between “Thanos” and I on who would win in a singles match……“Thanos” obtained 6 stupid little infinity stones…..but I won a Gold Medal with a broken freakin neck, how many Gold Medals has Thanos won? ZERO! Hit my music 3 times and it’s game on. YEAH!!!!!!!!
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British government logic. Lovely summer weather, let’s have a cobra meeting, invasion of fighting age men on the south coast continually for years, nah let’s turn a blind eye! Make it make sense, we’re living in a clown world
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None of that hydration break shit in the NL! 😂👍🏻
Hydration break getting the reception it deserves 😂
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The R32 just hit 160k miles and looks like it’s only done 60k miles 😎👌🏻 #R32 #VR6 #Dailydriven
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This lady shouted abuse at me and then crashed her own car. That’s what you might call instant karma!
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Undertaker & Kane family photo before the fire
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STOP DOING STUTTER PENALTIES
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ℹ️ CLUB STATEMENT Contrary to a recent announcement from another party, FC Halifax Town can confirm it holds the player registration for player, Will Harris. A one year option was exercised for an additional contract year, for which the player has been informed within the normal administrative process of the FA and importantly within the FA timescale for 2026.
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