@MarkRiter

Hashtag games and other funny stuff. NSFW. These are jokes! Also find me where the sky is blue.

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2011
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Mark Rīter retweeted
mark normand
@marknormJul 9
The vegetables were the problem
Dexerto
@DexertoJul 9
Taco Bell has changed popular menu items due to a parasite spreading across the US Lettuce, guacamole and pico de gallo are among the ingredients temporarily removed
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Mark Rīter retweeted
mark normand
@marknormJun 24
hospital food is the worst
TMZ
@TMZJun 24
A hospital worker has been accused of cooking, eating human remains. tmz.com/2026/06/24/hospital-… 🎥: AP
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🎵 Do you Lear what I Lear? #ShakespeareanLyrics
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Princess #TakeABandBackInTime
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Infant Rock #TakeABandBackInTime
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Sick-Ass #sewersuperheromovies
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The Dank Knight #sewersuperheromovies
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Toilet Story #sewersuperheromovies
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Not a math major.
Conan O'Brien
@ConanOBrienMay 28
Right after this photo was taken in 1981 I shouted “I will give the Harvard commencement address in 41 years!”
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We may record this call for training and exorcism purposes… nytimes.com/2026/05/05/us/po… via @NYTimes

What Happened When the Pope Had to Call Customer Service (Gift Article)

Spoiler alert: There was no miracle.

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Labutt’s #Barenakedbeers
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Skinness #Barenakedbeers
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Stroh’s with No Clothes #Barenakedbeers
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Yueng-ding-a-ling #Barenakedbeers
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North Forty #FilmsForFarmers
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Acres Away #FilmsForFarmers
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If he can teleport, shouldn’t he be Secretary of Transportation?
Erin Burnett OutFront
@OutFrontCNNApr 4
A top FEMA official is doubling down on his claims that he teleported to a Waffle House. @KFILE reports.
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In an amusing twist, Noem’s husband’s drag name is Lorey Kewandowski. #BryonNoem
Daily Mail
@DailyMailMar 31
Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon: The pouting 'busty bimbo' photos and trove of explicit messages trib.al/bSrzpg7

Secret double life of Kristi Noem's cross-dressing husband Bryon

While his wife has operated at the highest echelons of US politics, Bryon Noem, 56, has been dressing up as a busty bimbo and paying adult entertainers to talk dirty.

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Big Asters #FatFlowers
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D-Cupcakes #SexySantaSnacks
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