CMO. Customer Enthusiast. Creator of Stuff. Speed Racer, Surfer and Petrol Head. No Excuses.

Auckland, New Zealand
Joined August 2008
Sorry - I don’t get it. So every time we get a single known case of COVID in NZ, we lock down? That is completely unsustainable position. ITS NEVER GOING AWAY... manage it
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With zero sport on TV right now, #NRL plan... #F1 behind closed doors... #UFC Fight Island... all might just be geniu$.. whatyougot #sparksport?
President of the #Phillipines has a slight more intense approach to enforcing #COVID19Pandemic #lockdown
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Wonderful message from the #NZ #Government on the highways today 😊 #COVID19
#AucklandAirport still appear to be more interested in the raisin or banana in your handbag than checking passengers for #COVID19
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My cunning plan is working! As we continue to distribute all the @ASBBank talent into #agile squads... I’ve FINALLY got that corner office 🤓🤪
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Soaring like an eagle - unstoppable now...
Salesforce Growth: 2021 $21.1B (guidance) 2020 $17.1B 2019 $13.2B 2018 $10.5B 2017 $8.4B 2016 $6.7B 2015 $5.4B 2014 $4.1B Thank you Ohana! ❤️
Why is #politics so messed up? Choosing between an unelectable muppet like #Corbin or a silver-spooned buffoon like #Johnson. Impossible, disaster-filled choices...
#Transformation #Truths - Dave is also the one closest to the customer. #DontFireDave
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#FordVsFerrari is a tough watch if you know anything about racing. Cars thrusting forward, then back, along the mulsane straight... changing down and flooring it at 180mph. Er, nope...
#MotherLondon hits the #Xmas jackpot. Genius 🤩 IKEA – Silence The Critics - #WonderfulEveryday youtu.be/w0EKS2YfLc0 via @YouTube
I believe. I believe 😳
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$40bn wiped off #Uber market cap since #IPO. I’ll get my coat.
Dude has got it all hooked up - chargers, candy, water and a nice clean Lexus. Thanks Leo, main #Uber man!
#RWC The last time I saw a scrum half actually put the ball in straight... and a hooker actually hook... was 1995. Those were the daze
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Friday fact 1: only #postit branded post-its actually stick to the wall 🤪Fact 2: get that shit into #Jira or #Azure #DevOps ASAP anyhoo 👍
#Bloomberg New Energy Finance reports that the price of #EV cars will become competitive with combustion-engine cars by 2022. #oilprice gonna get smashed?
Ok, so UK parliament gets suspended... #democracyFAIL ... what on earth is this from #QueenElizabeth ? Did I wake up in the year 1580? 🧐
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⁦@itsParkable⁩ - cute. You are forgiven. We like you 😎