Mark Kolbe

Well done on winning the Adidas Shark Fin Trophy!!

Good work scammers over 2 calls. Strong work ethic, commitment to fraud & extreme patience with me. Even though one fella did tap out as my confusion between the house windows & computer windows got him to tap out. Posing as @Telstra to fix virus via virtual desktop access #scam

Geez @Former_legend Hope the Qld premier rugby doesn't get moved to Sydney with a few games played at Penrith. Imagine trying to get out "Welcome to the ALLSPORTS PHYSIOTHERAPY HOSPITAL CHALLENGE CUP at Full Credit to the Boys brought to you by BlueBet Stadium..." @fcttb_podcast

Hasn't one of the major pieces of bio security expert advise been about social distancing? Wonder if it's the hard hitting questions that are making Okunbor feel awkward or is he worried Danny is going to go in for a Covid kiss?! #SocialDistancing @NRLonNine @NRL

ME: Hey Siri I'm getting pulled over SIRI: Googling pooling clover ME: NO I'm getting pulled over by the police SIRI: Searching Armageddon pull overs for lease ME: START RECORDING. THE POLICE WALKING TO MY CAR SIRI: Playing live recording of The Police - Walking on the Moon

Geez I hope we can spend billions of dollars to find these aliens so we can fight them as well! Humans don't play well with their own kind let alone others. Leave them in peace!!Scientists say most likely number of contactable alien civilisations is 36 theguardian.com/science/2020…

So after a COVID period watching a great deal of streamed content Max has pretty much summed up having to sit through a thousand ads in #LEGOMastersAU saying "I'm bored" As he watches the second last show while playing with his lego! Dragging it out!!!

Parking closed at scg at 7:25pm with an 8:25pm start for #BBL09 final. Well played @scg

As I emptied the bucket I shower in on my lawn I was surprised to see my neighbour laying turf. Confusing as we are at level 2 water restrictions & watering is illegal unless you lay new turf? So if I buy a roll of turf can I resume watering @SydneyWaterNews ? 🤔 #loophole

Check out this gardening guru giving some water saving tips. Its pretty awesome even if he didn't add my neighbours special trick of hiding a big water drum in his trailer then filling it from other peoples houses when they aren't there!

Quick question @7Cricket @FoxCricket When a batter is near a milestone is it in the @wwos coverage rule book that you have to ball track ALL THE WAY disregarding moments of jubulation? Think the viewers might be astute enough to work if it goes for 4 or 6 by the batters response!

As professional photographers we are always working really hard to achieve the cleanest backgrounds we can find. Must be great being in TV and really REALLY not caring if it looks like a dogs breakfast!! #deliverytime

Very scary and sad story of Kim losing her house in Bobin. This was my parents place for many years in a very beautiful little part of the world that holds some pretty massive memories. #NSWfires

Max competed in a public speaking competition yesterday and did a great job. He was even rewarded with a CONGRAULATIONS certificate!!! 😬 Oops I guess its back to school for the proof readers hey @NSWEducation ? #fail

Michael Ennis has just summed up Brookvale Oval on the Big League Wrap saying "whether its the bright lights of ANZ Stadium on grand final night or if it's in the bowels of suburbia at Brookvale Oval..." 😂😂😂 Pure gold!!! @FOXNRL

Oh the irony @Telstra My home Telstra service isn't good enough to process a Telstra payment extension request* 🙄 *requesting an extension as you aren't able to change the billing date by one day to align with my monthly pay! Out of contract on March 30th!! What you got @Optus

Up the coast at my parents with a cricket mad 9 year old & a cricket mad 73 year old. Turned on the "NEW HOME OF CRICKET" @Channel7 to watch our national team play. Nope Wreck It Ralph is on! Maybe call it the "Holiday Home of Cricket" as it's a sometimes home @cricketcomau

Hey @fitbit Can you pick the odd one out?! No not the Garmin.No not the Versa with wrong time. No not the Versa with the new metal band. Yes the Versa that has completely died unexpectly and will not start up again! 😡 #deadfitbit #anysolutions @FitbitSupport