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Happy Election Eve, America! πΊπΈ
Donβt forget: Everything you need to know about voting in 2024 is everything you need to about driving a car. If you want to go forward, put it in D. If you want to go backwards, put it in R. Drive on, America!
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Harrison Ford: When dozens of former members of the Trump administration are sounding alarms saying βFor God's sake, don't do this again,β you have to pay attention. They're telling us something important. I've got one vote, same as anyone else, and I'm going to use it to move forward. I'm going to vote for Kamala Harris
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Just wanna remind young male voters that under Project 2025, this is the only porn youβll be allowed to jerk off to.
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"From George W. Bush and Condi Rice to Paul Gigot and Rich Lowry, will we hear anything in defense of Cheney? Anything denouncing Trump for his threat of violence?
I expect not."
thebulwark.com/p/when-you-thβ¦
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Hey @IvankaTrump and @jaredkushnerβ¦.how do you explain this to your children? What say you?
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Two 49er NFL players.
Two political statements.
Black Lives Matter v. MAGA.
Only one is allowed by the NFL.
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The signs of autocracy are all around us. Learn how to spot themβand how to root authoritarianism outβin this episode of Radio Atlantic, a conversation with @HannaRosin, @anneapplebaum, and @peterpomeranzev: theatln.tc/alaIF5wZ
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Frank and Marshmoff Zappa. Countdown to Zappaween.
Photo by: @MarkHanauer
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π¨π¨π¨MAJOR BREAKING: Central Park Five members have just SLAPPED Donald Trump with a defamation lawsuit after his debate comments on the 1989 case.
Below, one of the litigants explains how Donald Trump ruined his life.
They should take him for everything heβs worth!
More: The five men claim in a 20-page federal lawsuit that Trump knew he was acting with βreckless disregardβ for the truth when he said during the September debate with Vice President Kamala Harris that they pleaded guilty.
They never plead guilty.
βDefendant Trumpβs statements were false and defamatory in numerous respects,β attorneys for the men, now all in their 50s, wrote in the lawsuit.
We stand with them. π
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If he truly believed his cause was just, he wouldn't have to flood his site with misinformation.
He wouldn't have to create fake sites to mislead voters.
For people like him, democracy is a game. A game where those with more resources get to dictate the rules and control the outcome.
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He's calling January 6th "A Day of Love".
The day he urged his supporters to lay siege to the United States Capitol.
The day over 140 police officers were assaulted while defending Congress from his mob.
The day his so called "patriots" smeared the walls with feces, chanted "Hang Mike Pence" and setup gallows on the Capitol grounds.
Let's call November 5th "A Day of Justice".
Let's vote in numbers he cannot contest.
Let's send him and his fascist ambitions back to where they belong.
In the trash heap of history.
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Cuban: Trump has so little understanding of tariffs that he thinks that China pays for them. This is the same guy that thought that Mexico would pay for the wall.
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I'm not surprised Ted Cruz hid in the closet.
I'm surprised he convinced Lindsey Graham to make room.
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Wellβ¦ yet a couple more firstsβ¦ I made my Broadway debut last night and tonight Iβll be on @colbertlateshow but by tomorrow, Iβll be in Georgia, again!
Catch me at 10:35pm CT, 11:35pm ET!
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