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As other manufacturers are bringing back the manual window crank, I’m cruising to the beach with an oscillating fan on the new Model Y. A feature I didn’t know I needed. @Tesla
There is so much attention to detail in this update. Everything flows. I even like the hoooh hooo blinker sounds.
Beyond the limits of physics
– Multi-mode fan & ground sealing system pulls air from beneath the vehicle, generating enough suction to hold it upside down while stationary
– Powered fans & active wings maximize traction and cornering speeds in all conditions, achieving massive downforce at zero speed
– Advanced cold-gas thrusters w/ all-electric actuators make micro adjustments within a fraction of a second to stabilize the vehicle in flight
Interior
– Ultrawhite interior w/ gray microsuede detailing & seat bolsters for added grip
– Manual controls & a fixed seat position reduce overall vehicle mass
– Lightweight, high-strength materials throughout, including magnesium, titanium & carbon fiber help reduce it further
This allows Roadster to respond to driver inputs almost instantly
Mark Grabowski retweeted
In 1987, Mike Ditka's "The Grabowski Shuffle" music video VHS tape was certified platinum with 50,000 sales. This is a real thing that actually happened.
Mad Max stuck in Sloth mode, it was a slow ride home. New app update was waiting, no FSD nor Holiday yet.
Hopefully with a FSD update too. 🤞
Halloween Mode now rolling out 🎃
This spooky update turns your Tesla into a haunted house on wheels
– Ghost costume on your car's avatar
– Enable Trick or Treat to play spooky sounds & flicker the lights when visitors approach
– New haunting light show, wraps & lock sound
– A rather chilling Photobooth
– Frighten people remotely by speaking through the app...your car will say it in a voice of its own
Side effects may include neighborhood notoriety
Well, I’m still excited for this.

































