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Cherry Hill, NJ
Joined April 2009
As other manufacturers are bringing back the manual window crank, I’m cruising to the beach with an oscillating fan on the new Model Y. A feature I didn’t know I needed. @Tesla
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There is so much attention to detail in this update. Everything flows. I even like the hoooh hooo blinker sounds.
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First morning drive with FSD 14.3.12 was smooth. Couldn’t stop thinking about the Roadster though.
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HOLY SHIT
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Beyond the limits of physics – Multi-mode fan & ground sealing system pulls air from beneath the vehicle, generating enough suction to hold it upside down while stationary – Powered fans & active wings maximize traction and cornering speeds in all conditions, achieving massive downforce at zero speed – Advanced cold-gas thrusters w/ all-electric actuators make micro adjustments within a fraction of a second to stabilize the vehicle in flight
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Interior – Ultrawhite interior w/ gray microsuede detailing & seat bolsters for added grip – Manual controls & a fixed seat position reduce overall vehicle mass – Lightweight, high-strength materials throughout, including magnesium, titanium & carbon fiber help reduce it further This allows Roadster to respond to driver inputs almost instantly
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Well, I’d say it exceeded all my expectations. Nice to see it white on white too!
Our design language has evolved since the last reveal: from S3XY to Cybertruck, Cybercab & Optimus Roadster is inspired by the SR-71 & F-35
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Go for launch 🚀
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Gray squirrel on a gray road in the rain. FSD 14.3.10 sees it all.
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Imagine if it’s faster than anyone could endure, so FSD drives it around the track at max speed. ⚡️
Roadster event streaming live this Thursday at 7:55pm CST
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Almost time to see some serious shit…
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Roadster event streaming live this Thursday at 7:55pm CST
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In 1987, Mike Ditka's "The Grabowski Shuffle" music video VHS tape was certified platinum with 50,000 sales. This is a real thing that actually happened.
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Mad Max stuck in Sloth mode, it was a slow ride home. New app update was waiting, no FSD nor Holiday yet.
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100 mile morning confetti. I usually have the dark screen, so a little different.
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Hopefully with a FSD update too. 🤞
Halloween Mode now rolling out 🎃 This spooky update turns your Tesla into a haunted house on wheels – Ghost costume on your car's avatar – Enable Trick or Treat to play spooky sounds & flicker the lights when visitors approach – New haunting light show, wraps & lock sound – A rather chilling Photobooth – Frighten people remotely by speaking through the app...your car will say it in a voice of its own Side effects may include neighborhood notoriety
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Uhhhh Boo?
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Blayzer’s with the latest update. No Meta Muse on the Gen 2 yet.
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October weekend after last weeks storm. All is quiet in Sea Isle.
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Black Cybertruck is like urban camo
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Well, I’m still excited for this.
Roadster event update We've been tracking the weather closely with local meteorologists, but given the severe conditions predicted & because this event can only be held outdoors, we've made the difficult decision to reschedule. New date is October 15. Additional details to follow
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