Assistant to the branch manager. I also like golf and the disco biscuits.

Newton, MA
Joined December 2014
BREAKING: Donald Trump has just called Gianni Infantino and asked FIFA to “just find 4 more goals.”
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Replying to @MBTA
@MBTA 6:58 trip for the 505 leaving Waltham for downtown was a no show for the 3rd day in a row at the middle and common st stop. It appears as though there was no bus at all for that trip as there are multiple people across different stops that are complaining to the driver of
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the 7:22 trip that leaves Waltham. Please fix this as we rely on your service to arrive at work on time.
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Start the new year off at @GilletteStadium with two 100-level tickets for Week 18  🎟️ Repost to win: bit.ly/4qy616E
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Hey @trvisXX your sneaker raffle is sus
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Was thinkin about the @PatMcAfeeShow Vegas recap episode today and I’m gonna give it a spin later. @nickmaraldo @ToneDigz
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Sources: Penn State has fired James Franklin.
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Hottest country in the world.
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When the American empire finally collapses, historians won’t be stunned by the greed of the elite; They’ll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor. The working class didn’t just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them. They slashed their own benefits, gutted their own healthcare, and cheered while the rich wrote off private jets as tax deductions. Not because it helped them. But because they were told it would hurt someone else. And that, right there, is how you rig a democracy without ever breaking a single law.
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There's no Star Wars marathon today I need someone arrested
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Farmer Markie retweeted
❌ GIVEAWAY AIR JORDAN 1 HIGH ‘85’ BRED/BANNED ❌ Rules: - Retweet & LIKE this tweet ❤️♻️ - Follow @snkrstocks & @kickscrew - Comment your size when done📝 The winner will be randomly chosen in 7 days - GOOD LUCK🤞
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Video of the Year Contender right here. Trust me.
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Draco Malfoy the wrong sort
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House of the dragon is doodie sticks.
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🚨BONUS BET GIVEAWAY🚨 @DraftKings is giving away ten $100 free bets to celebrate their Early Win promotion How to enter? 1. Follow @DkSportsbook and @StoolGambling 2. Retweet this tweet 3. Respond with #EarlyWin dknetwork.draftkings.com/fan…
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hey @MarkEnglesJr boards up!
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I'll tell you what's happening. On the day I finally have enough to splurge on a pair of infrared 6s from @goatapp the price jumped $50. Still gonna #treatyoself but that's a conspiracy and i want the @POTUS to look into it.
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I can't believe I have to wait three months to share this picture of Joe Camel caroling with his boys
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