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Creator of the CBA Glossary. https://xitter.cf/t.co/IeVrujPlbB and mark.s.deeks@gmail.com

England
Joined April 2009
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I have joined Threads to provide some confused-middle-aged-man-struggles-with-the-internet energy. So, which way around the board do the pieces go? Do you get anything for passing Go? threads.com/@markdeeks
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76ERS AS BREAD: LeBarm James Joel Embaps Jaylen Brown Bread V.J. Edgecrumb Ty-ryes Maxey Dominick Barnbrack Naan Wade Anfernee Cinnamons Adem Buna Jabapi Walker Caleb Loaf Kentavious Caldwell-Poppadom Crustin Edwards Ryan Crumpert Ariel Hukportilla Ciabaron Philon Dillon Scones
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I have tons of sympathy and empathy for the story and struggles of Michael Sweetney. But God I wish we had all had more sympathy and empathy back then. Rest in peace big man.
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Shout out to Donyell Marshall Jr for looking exactly like his dad.
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You can't help those who don't truly want it. You can hold the door to their hell hole open but you can't drag them through it - they have to walk it. Praying for this to be Kyle Singler's bottoming-out point but God damn it's all such a painful watch.
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Having won over the hearts and minds of the British public - or the complete opposite of that, it's hard to tell - we will be back on your screens at some point in October. New flamingo shirt, same overall vibe. I'm sorry, Victoria.
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It's been a decade since I last overtalked and underperformed on a TV quiz show, so it's time for a new one. Here we go again. BBC Two, 24th August, 8pm. We're never beating the thruple accusations.
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IDEA: Third-place playoff to be held immediately after the final. Everyone filing out the stadium as the game kicks off, people packing away during the first half, only sound in the stadium is the hoover being run round the terraces. Could do it in a pub car park.
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Actually, ignore that, it's going quite well this. Really bodes well for the rest of the tournament.
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Just once. Just one time, to watch a major tournament victory with family. Only one. Oh well.
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Can I swear? This feels swearable, honestly. No? Right, ok. Well in that case, I am spiffing well miffed off.
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Proper effing game of football, this. Huge fan. Saka for Rogers, this is the perfect Saka game, but otherwise wouldn't change a thing. Bring it home.
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Also think the ref's having a belter. Knows there will be stank, mostly allows it, but knows also where the line is and when it is crossed.
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People talk a lot about Noni Madueke not having a right foot, but they often neglect to mention that he doesn't have a left foot, either.
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Just a few hours left for Khris Middleton to sign an extension and avoid free agency. The most the Mavericks can offer him is a four year, $208,834,639 pact that runs through 2030, but Middleton may be wanting to see what he can get on the open market instead.
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Beautiful time to be English. Winston Churchill, fish and chips, Prince William, Wonderwall, fallen empires, crumpets, Factor 50 sun cream, Jude Bellingham, we've got it all.
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Might need a fair old splodge of that Factor 50 if we're sending England and Norway to Miami in July
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Now over to Harry Kane for a quick interview
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Never a sodding penalty, that.
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I have managed not to do any gatekeeping about the fact that my whole country is doing its nut at staying up to 2am for this one-off England game, and frankly I deserve a medal.
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Oh you have to stay up until 4am to watch us lose in the World Cup against Mexico? Yeah well I would stay up until 5am to watch JamesOn Curry play for four seconds at a time and watch the Kings play three power forward lineups. Miss me with it. (Medal rescinded, but worth it.)
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