@MarkCVolain

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.

 California, USA
Joined March 2010
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Shohei Ohtani Yoshinobu Yamamoto Tyler Glasnow Blake Snell Roki Sasaki All added within the last 14 months. Truly stunning.
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REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed Mitch Keller jersey!
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Fake Mike Trout traded to Mike Trout's team for literal Junk.
Sam Blum@SamBlum323 Nov 2022
The Angels announced that they traded for OF Hunter Renfroe. They sent Janson Junk and Elvis Peguero to the Brewers (both players acquired in the Heaney trade with the Yankees last year). LHP prospect Adam Seminaris is also headed to the Brewers. It fills an OF need for LAA.
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Are my tweets about to be as useless as whatever FTX was?
Chrysler Farnsworth
Richard Staff@RichardStaff2 Aug 2022
Replying to @david_j_roth
Alright, what's your 2022 Deadline Acquisition Name? Take the brand of your first car and your favorite relief pitcher that Joe Torre used too often and that's your name!
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Eleven is the new Getting Your Nails Done. #AOC #StrangerThings
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Hibiscus remains the worst flavor addition to any drink.
A very fun fact. Hello, Bay Area follows 😜
ESPN Insights
@ESPNInsights3 Jun 2022
The Boston Celtics are the first team in NBA history to win a Finals game by double digits after trailing by double digits entering the 4th quarter. Their win probability fell as low as 4 percent when they were down 15 near the end of the 3rd quarter.
Hey guys, the 40 minute new @machinegunkelly album has been out for 47 minutes, what's your take????
If @Olivertree stans aren't already called Roots, I'm taking credit for that.
Fooled my mother into making Duck A Lorange for New Year's Day @BMcCarthy32 ,@joepos
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Not only is today's date a palindrome, it's also an ambigram. You can read it left to right, right to left, and also upside down #nerdalert
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Mark Volain retweeted
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@dril25 Apr 2014
me: i dont even care if they cancel sports howard stern: Thats wild
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There is absolutely a clown horn in @CHVRCHES' "The Mother We Share" and I will not be convinced otherwise.
This is a wellness check for all my Giants fan followers.
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The Dodgers are the seven-year-old who discovers that you can make a finger gun in rock-paper-scissors and that no other seven-year-old can effectively rebut that finger gun beats everything.
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Jon Bois@jon_bois14 Jul 2021
retweet this if you have ever watched a movie
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Remember that time the president of the United States of America drank water, to the applause of thousands?
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Congrats on the Oscar, Ehrlich Bachman!
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