Joined May 2011
Detroit vs. Everybody
Update - I declined the offer. I just can't wear other teams' gear lol
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Jason Voorhees Mama out here killin people & taking BBC No Wonder why he became a crazy white boy
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Those hands are rated "E" for Everyone
the way mrs. vorhees said “i don’t need no knife for this heifer” 😭😭😭
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Matthew Stafford vs the Cardinals
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dude was getting beat so bad the VA had to comment😭
I DIDNT KNOW I WAS GONNA BE FIGHTING PRIME MAYWEATHER IN MW4 CAMPAIGN
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Facebook stop playing with me…. idk who tf this freaky nigga is
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I could never be ragebaited by her after ex went viral for ts and she still reminiscing abt him to this day LOL
ngl i need a new nigga to get over the nigga i was using to get over my ex
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This is why I stay at Hampton Inn. They get me.
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Oh?? I was talking bout pussy
french vanilla creamer is so good
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nothing a little green herb can’t fix
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Masturbation is a form of mental illness
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How I’m gonna feel driving the new Tesla Roadster when Danger Zone starts playing
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Shaved raccoon calves
. @TimHortons you can’t be fcking serious.
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Shohei Ohtani to the Dodgers after giving up a 4-0 lead
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This is how they almost got Odysseus
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girl at the Starbucks drive thru recognized me as a customer from her other fast food job
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Tarik Skubal thought he was going to get a ring
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