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“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast
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Happy “Black Helicopter Day”, if you’re observing it…
46 years ago today, May 11, 1980, was Henry Hill’s final day as a goodfella, and it was an absolute marathon of errands, paranoia and bad decisions.
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bruh idc about the White House getting shot up put the Wolves back on my screen my nigga
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Introducing: Nothing Ever Happens
A @Polymarket bot that automatically buys "No" for every non-sports market and holds to resolution.
Why predict the future when 73.4% of all Polymarkets resolve as No? Stop over thinking it. Nothing Ever Happens.
github.com/sterlingcrispin/n…
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silver gelatin handprint on washi,
mounted on vintage French paper
& glassine from the 1940s
(18 x 30cm, 2025)
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Men only have 5 moods:
1. Constantly horny
2. how we gonna get rich
3. Random 2 am motivation
4. Intense loneliness
5. My family needs me


































